retard alert

I've set up pretty good Fiverr gig for backlinks, everything looked great, really did put some effort and BAM, first day and I've just got an order after couple of hours and then I got another one, so basically 2 orders on a fresh Fiverr gig on backlinks? I thought it's gonna go well from here...

I've been making posts begging all of you knowledgeable IMers to take your free time, hold my hand, wipe my arse and make me money without me having to do anything myself. It's really hard to search google for the simple things. My mongrel of a bitch has run off with the Doberman down the...