i need a girlfriend

So I cooked up some grub today and tbh it might look bad but it tasted pretty damn good: You only have yourself to blame. I did warn you not to click this thread.

So I got this friend who watches an ungodly amount of hentai and it got me thinking if he's watching that much will it shorten his lifespan? I couldn't find any peer reviewed studies on this topic unfortunately. For a friend of course not me I'm innocent.

Sometimes you see a post that tugs at your empathetic heart strings and you want to acknowledge that with a sad react or perchance a love one. But alas bhw doesn't have them. What's the probability of more reactions being added? If they are it's probably best to not have them available for...