excel seo text article spinner help

Hello everyone, I'm trying to create 1000's product descriptions in one time. I manage a large webshop without product descriptions and would like to create an automatic generated text based on product attributes (like color/size/material). Ideally I would like something like this to be...

Im looking for someone that can help with a method or formula to spin text in a cell on an excel sheet and maybe incorporate a third party software like "the best spinner" For example i will enter into a cell "I eat rice." and it will formula produce "As a meal, I only take rice." or "I usually...