delete an account

Hey guys, I know there are companies that can do this but its very close to the vest. I am looking for someone that can completly remove Yelp listings. I know it can be done so don't chime in and say it cannot. I am looking to pay very well to learn how to do it or some sort of profit sharing...

i've lost the programs that i had that i thought would take down a facebook account from within. basically i have access to an account i need to permanently delete. i want to preferably post a virus out through the account as i know this would best work. or does anyone have any other...