I really am, though. I was mostly joking, maybe kinda sorta. Believe it or not, there's a very good reason I said each of those traits.
Hot. I want to wake up, look to my side and smile about the beauty I get to wake up to, every morning. Surely, her personality will be just as hot as her physique.
No kids. I have none and would like some. I'd like someone that mirrors this, as we can start fresh and create our own offspring.
Dogs. I love my German Shepherd. Hopefully she'd have a dog. We can visit dog parks and dog-friendly restaurants, and take walks together.
Star Wars. I'm a nerd. I love thinking and talking about science and science fiction, fantasy, and things that challenge the beliefs of Earthlings. A relationship goes south, very quickly, if there's nothing to talk about.
IM. What we do is demanding and time-consuming, and it'd be great to have a woman that understands and/or is into it, herself. Imagine a partner you can enjoy life with AND bounce around IM ideas with.
Porn. I've dated starfish before, and it SUCKS. If you're not familiar with the term, imagine a starfish. It just lays there with it's limbs spread. No fun. Boring. I want someone that's willing to get adventurous. Roleplay. Try new positions. Open to discuss sex without discomfort. Is okay with her body. In tune with her sexuality. Kama Sutra. White Tigress. Jade Dragon. Etc.
So while these things seem random and shallow and bull-headed and whatever else you want to call it, there really was a much deeper meaning, for what I said.
@alwaysinvisible I AM a gem, & I'm just searching for my diamond.