Your most awkward/embarassing moment?

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Mine was pretty memorable and embarrassing. I was at a library cafe doing my IM stuffs. I was listening songs from my mp3 player because I wanted to save/extend my laptop battery power. What I didn't know was my laptop's volume was way up (100%).

As I was researching on Clickbank products, I was reading about health niches.

Then there was a few tables of chicks. They kept looking at me at different periods of time. I was thinking, "Hell yeah, they are interested in me!"

Suddenly when I pull out my earphones, I realized my laptop was playing some Clickbank affiliate sales pitch. Worst still, before that I was at websites like "Hemorrhoids", "Penis Enlargement" and "Ejaculation problems" websites... and yes, I was at their sales page (NOT AFFILIATE PAGE, but their main landing sales page) with their video sales pitch playing and my fucking laptop volume was at 100%.

When I realize that, I immediately mute my laptop's volume and I felt a huge gush of blood flowing to my face - feeling embarrassed. I immediately left the place. I bet the chicks were like, "HOLY SHIT! That guy is full of problems!"

I can't fucking sleep that night... I was face-palming throughout the sleepless night.

How about you? Any to share?
 
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Next time if that happens try to find a Clickbank product about "How to Live with an incredibly large penis."

I have never been SUPER embarrassed but a few random things:

When I was 10 I bought my step mom a birthday card from the "For Lovers" section and it said she made me hot and bothered and I didn't understand what it meant and she opened it everyone saw.

Pissed my pants in Kmart when I was a kid because I was too shy to use public toilets.

Was having cyber sex with a chick I went to school with when I was like 15 and I accidentally sent her a screenshot from a MMORPG because I was chatting with my friends at the same time. Killed the moment for her.

I sweat really bad and one time I was drying my armpits of my shirt in a department store bathroom and a guy walked in and was like wtf are you doing?

A woman at the hospital tried to send me to a homeless shelter because I hadn't shaved/showered for weeks and was quite ill. That was more embarrassing for her in the end though.
 
Kickflip said:
Next time if that happens try to find a Clickbank product about "How to Live with an incredibly large penis."

Was having cyber sex with a chick I went to school with when I was like 15 and I accidentally sent her a screenshot from a MMORPG because I was chatting with my friends at the same time. Killed the moment for her.
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I LOL'd really hard at both of these xD
 
I was like 19, slept over this girls house. We did it like rabbits all night. In the morning I grabbed my shirt off the floor, threw it on and went to work. I noticed a couple of people looking at me and things, really thought it was odd.

About lunchtime, someone said, dude, what the hells up with your shirt your woman use it as a cum rag or something?

Yep, black shirt, all over the back of it was well, you know......

ughhh I wanted to die... there was a ton of it..
 
zmoney said:
I was like 19, slept over this girls house. We did it like rabbits all night. In the morning I grabbed my shirt off the floor, threw it on and went to work. I noticed a couple of people looking at me and things, really thought it was odd.

About lunchtime, someone said, dude, what the hells up with your shirt your woman use it as a cum rag or something?

Yep, black shirt, all over the back of it was well, you know......

ughhh I wanted to die... there was a ton of it..
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Oh....God no. Did you try to play it off like "Nah man on my way to work, there was a Deer giving birth and I thought I had to help out so I used my shirt to catch the baby and clean it off. I'm a hero."
 
I was young...very young, slept over a friends house and he had a pretty hot sister :D
I was about 10 or so at the time, she was about 13/14, i fell asleep with all my clothes on, on the floor, i woke up in her bed with nothing on, and she was laying there with nothing on. Good lord do I wish I was awake for that... Lol
 
zero-day said:
I was young...very young, slept over a friends house and he had a pretty hot sister :D
I was about 10 or so at the time, she was about 13/14, i fell asleep with all my clothes on, on the floor, i woke up in her bed with nothing on, and she was laying there with nothing on. Good lord do I wish I was awake for that... Lol
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wu...wut? How's that embarrassing? That's jackpot!
But yeah, if only you're awake for the "action" :(
 
BlackSeng said:
wu...wut? How's that embarrassing? That's jackpot!
But yeah, if only you're awake for the "action" :(
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Yea I was thinking that was pretty much the best moment ever. I wouldn't even care if I was awake. Waking up next to some fresh naked hottie? Thats a score. If you were 10, probably nothing happened anyways, or at least nothing worth remembering. Use your imagination and thrive off it! Haha. Try to track down that chick if you haven't seen her in a while and see if she is still a hottie.

That reminds me of the time I ran into my old childhood sweetheart after like 10 years not seeing her. We were totally in love when we were like 5 years old (I don't waste time...) and my older sisters used to tell us to kiss etc so we got our mack on quite often. Anyways, I hadn't seen this girl in forever and I guess I caught her going through a rough time with puberty because she was covered in zits and overweight etc. I was just like, ohhhh, heyyyy, I gotta go..... Yea.... Awkward. But I am sure she was a nice girl I was going through a shallow period of my life where I only talked to 10/10 girls even though I was like a 4/10.
 
Most embarassing thing for me is

When i was like 4-5 years old i use to go down to play.

There were alot of girls elder to me like 5-8 years elder i use to play with them very often.
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when i had to piss, I use to piss anywhere i wanted and when girls started freeaaking out..i use to run behind them to piss on them :O
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Wierd thing is that they also liked playing like that with me , you can call it ''playing dirty'' ..for real :P
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Ofcourse i stopped it when i got bashed by my mom because she saw me :/
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Im 19 and i stay at the same place.
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Girls are still good friends, we meet often as most of them stay in my building.

they dont remmember usually, but when they do they laugh like crazy thinking about it.......... :D
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....but you know what its like is for me :P its not funny :O :o
 
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Yea I was thinking that was pretty much the best moment ever. I wouldn't even care if I was awake. Waking up next to some fresh naked hottie? Thats a score. If you were 10, probably nothing happened anyways, or at least nothing worth remembering. Use your imagination and thrive off it! Haha. Try to track down that chick if you haven't seen her in a while and see if she is still a hottie.

That reminds me of the time I ran into my old childhood sweetheart after like 10 years not seeing her. We were totally in love when we were like 5 years old (I don't waste time...) and my older sisters used to tell us to kiss etc so we got our mack on quite often. Anyways, I hadn't seen this girl in forever and I guess I caught her going through a rough time with puberty because she was covered in zits and overweight etc. I was just like, ohhhh, heyyyy, I gotta go..... Yea.... Awkward. But I am sure she was a nice girl I was going through a shallow period of my life where I only talked to 10/10 girls even though I was like a 4/10.
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Oh believe me, I kept in touch with her, we had a few "good times" over the years ;) and shes a model now haha and every so often we do something ;)

It was the jackpot, but damnit I wish I could of remembered it or been awake for it or something
 
bump? No one else had embarassing situations? :rolleyes:
 
I had a lot of them regularly. I have a parallel thinking problem...forgot the syndrome name. Well it made these accidents regular...

Peeking in girls toilet in nursery to win dare that girls have dicks...lost badly with the prize of some Critical punishment.

Going into diff classes instead of the real ones, going to diff toilets in college...etc etc

Getting caught by my sis friend when editing a porn and later..well satisfaction.

many others lol.
 
I think the name for your condition is "a pervert"... :rolleyes:


Neo240 said:
I had a lot of them regularly. I have a parallel thinking problem...forgot the syndrome name. Well it made these accidents regular...

Peeking in girls toilet in nursery to win dare that girls have dicks...lost badly with the prize of some Critical punishment.

Going into diff classes instead of the real ones, going to diff toilets in college...etc etc

Getting caught by my sis friend when editing a porn and later..well satisfaction.

many others lol.
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When I was aged about 13 me and some friends found a load of Playboy magazines in the woods and like any young boys had been reading them avidly!!! My Nan came over one day after I'd been reading one of the Playboy mags. My Nan had brought over her new cassette player and she and my Dad were trying to get a cassette out of her cassette recorder. It had jammed and they couldn't get it out.

I walk up bold as brass and said .... hit the ejaculate button harder...... actually I said it about three times before my Dad gave me the look of death. I meant eject button of course. :o My Nan never battered an eye lid and carried on as though nothing had happened bless her soul. Or maybe she never even realised but I just remember thinking .... did I really say that 3 times to my Nan and Dad.
 
I was at the bar all drunk and I see a group of hot chicks at a table. I go over to them and ask them if they want to party. They're like wtf?!? I say something like we can go back to my place get naked and oiled up and sip some Courvoiser. I got shot down pretty quick and laugh it off.

Here's the bad part.

My gf asks me if we can meet up with some of her co workers at a resturant before we go out. We get there and I almost **** my pants...my gf's coworkers were the ones i was hitting on at the bar. They start laughing and whispering to each other. I'm about ready to die by the time I sit down. The waiter comes over and asks us what we'll have to drink and one of the girls orders a Courvoiser and they all start laughing. To their credit they never did tell my gf but it was a serious FML
 
I decided to get pretty smashed one night, when i got back the wife moaned at me real good. She really p*ssed me off, so when I got up next morning, and I really had to fart, I got up and went to her side of the bed to get closest to her face. I thought.."take this!", dropped my shorts and let fart fly...​
Well, it was wet and loaded! Shit all over her face and arms. Scared, I jumped over the bed and took a shower. I heard her shouting "watch out for the damn dog, he just sh*t all over everything!". I heard a yelp and she was swinging the dog by the tail and threw his poor ass outside.​
I finally confessed a few weeks later.​
Now Im the one living in the doghouse
 
My sister was having a BBQ at her house, and said I could bring a friend, so I brought my girlfriend at the time. We got bored as it was only family there, so we decided to sneak upstairs for a quickie. We went into the spare room and got to it as quick as we could. When we were done I looked round and saw the baby monitor-which was on!!!!!. We went back downstairs, hoping everyone was still outside, but found my aunt and gran sat in the lounge right by the monitor receiver. They never said a thing but we got a few disapproving looks!!!
 
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