Your Mama - Scammer?

A few weeks ago I was in need of a ride to school, and fortunately your mama was in some desperate need of cash...

So I said, "Ok here's the deal, you give me head and a ride to school and I'll throw you $10."

So we quickly cleaned up and off to school we went. On our way and all and yo' mama started bitching, saying the car was acting up, I was like ya whatever let's just get me to school...

We're about 100 yards away from the school now and the car goes to shit... I'm like WTF Bitch you Scammer! You agreed to get me to school, give me my $10 dollars back ho!

So I took that $10 back and had to walk my ass to school, and the worst part is she tried telling me it wasn't her fault... Ya Right, FUCK! :yield:
Lesson learned: Never trust someone else's mama.

this is probably the stupidest thing ive ever read, its not funny, and is exactly the type of crap that doesnt belong in this section

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...o-not-make-false-scam-claims-ban-warning.html

Agreed..... this is probably the dumbest fucking thing i've ever read...

unfortunately I'm bumping it....

please don't ever post anything like this ever again.... please

It's not going to make your thread any funnier if you put it in the wrong section, thanks moderators for moving this to the lounge (probably Po ). I mean no offense, and also don't get the joke.

Relax dude. It's MLK day and I'm sipping on a strong drink...


I read Essential's thread and my whole purpose
was to try and get everyone to ease up on the
scam threads as well...

Maybe it's not as funny as I thought, but regardless
I am drinking some damn good bloody mary and at
the time it seems pretty funny to me.

@parrot- Well that's all that counts!! ... enjoy your drink

I disagree...this was so stupid that I nearly laughed at your stupidity.

Jesus christ lighten up already...

Maybe I should make drinks for everybody...