A few weeks ago I was in need of a ride to school, and fortunately your mama was in some desperate need of cash... So I said, "Ok here's the deal, you give me head and a ride to school and I'll throw you $10." So we quickly cleaned up and off to school we went. On our way and all and yo' mama started bitching, saying the car was acting up, I was like ya whatever let's just get me to school... We're about 100 yards away from the school now and the car goes to shit... I'm like WTF Bitch you Scammer! You agreed to get me to school, give me my $10 dollars back ho! So I took that $10 back and had to walk my ass to school, and the worst part is she tried telling me it wasn't her fault... Ya Right, FUCK! :yield: Lesson learned: Never trust someone else's mama.