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You'll Lol AT This Story...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Prideoflion, Aug 24, 2008.

  1. Prideoflion

    Prideoflion Registered Member Premium Member

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    First Job

    "A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot.

    One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

    The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

    Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot."

    They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

    At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.

    The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

    When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

    The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

    "Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

    The little girl replied, "I will, if those as*!#!es at Home Depot ever deliver the fu*#'ng sheet rock..."

    :p

    Oh And I Got To Give Credit Where Credit Is Due, Here Is The Site Where This Story Was Found:

    http://www.onlyfunnystories.com/First_Job.asp
     
  2. bruce6667

    bruce6667 Junior Member Premium Member

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    ha ha thats funny.
     
  3. delmages

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    Ahhhhhh....children. Reminds me of the time my daughter (3 at the time) decided it would be a good idea to tell the waitress at the chinese restaurant to "get the fuck out of [her] face". Gawd. It was one of those moments where I wanted to both laugh and crawl under the table at the same time.
     
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  4. Prideoflion

    Prideoflion Registered Member Premium Member

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    Being A Young'n Myself I Don't Have Any Children, But I Do Have 2 Nieces That I Love With All My Heart.

    I Remember About 2 Years Ago, Me And My Nieces And My Mother Were All Siting In A Pizza Hut After We Had Just Finish Dominating This Large Deep Dish.

    We All Got Up To Leave, But My Niece Olivia Stayed Behind.

    I Turn Around And Say "Girl You Coming?"

    Being The Cutie 5 Year old She Was, She Say "I Godda Tie My F*cking Shoe"

    :confused:
     
  5. delmages

    delmages Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    LMAO...that is priceless.
     
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    apekillape Senior Member Premium Member

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    Your children are degenerates. Learn to watch your mouths in front of them.

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    Lol, this reminds me when my friend's little brother hit his toe on the coffee table and started rolling around on the floor saying "Biznitch! I think I broke it." Funniest thing I ever heard.
     
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    great story never underestimate the children abilities to learn from their surroundings

    btw i believe construction workers really are gems ( i am a civil engineer LOL!! )
     
  9. delmages

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    Thanks for the advice apekillape. However, we have implemented a strict code of corruption in our home.
     
  10. garr12

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    yup i lol'd
     
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    When my daughter was around five, her good friend from across the street yelled "I am going to whip your ass." To which my daughter calmly countered with "Your not gonna whip my ass, you can't cross the street by yourself." I heard this exchange through my open window. Absolutely could not believe it.
     
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    I'm pretty good around my six year old, and he reminds me that 'dang' is a bad word when I say it. Having said that, one day I was at Disneyland with my brother-in-law and nephew. I went downstairs at that horseshoe where the bluegrass band plays to get us some root beer floats. Not sure what my brother-in-law said, but my son yells down to me, 'Dad! Uncle N-- called you a MoFo!' I'm sure that my son doesn't know what that is and only took it in context as some sort of name, but you can bet that my brother-in-law got an earful. -e-
     
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  13. Prideoflion

    Prideoflion Registered Member Premium Member

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    Come On Be Truthful Now.....You Are A Mofo:p

    Your Kid Just Doesn't Need To Know It :D