1). You send your kids their allowance by Paypal.
2). Your Mom asks you to email her your children?s Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links.
3). You check domain name availability before naming your kids.
4). You go to work in your underwear.
5). You have trouble explaining to your friends what ?you do.?
6). Everybody else is looking for a job and you?re trying to get rid of yours
7). The neighbours think you?re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success.
8). Every item at your garage sale ends with a ?7.?
9). You add three ps?s to an email to your mother.
10). Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa.
11). You make a lot of money spending max 1 hour per day in front of your PC.
12). You do your work in the toilet
13). You wake up on midnight and then your body opens PayPal automatically like a bots, ignoring your wife?s bulging eyes
14). When you announce the birth of your child as a ?New Product Launch?
15). When you are worried more getting banned from your cpa network than getting caught cheating on your girlfriend.
16). When you?ve thought about different ways to monetize Justin Bieber and tried at least one.
17). when you take a post like this and bundle it up into a nice little pdf file and throw it up for sale at DP.
18). You would prefer freezing yourself instead of your PayPal account
19). when you parents and other older people you know think that you are going to go to jail someday
20). When 80% of your electric bill goes to all the computers you have on autopilot in your bedroom!
21). when you wake up early on the morning just to see everyone else go to work (have a big grin) and then make a cup of coffee, turn on your computer and check how much you made last night!
22). Christmas is coming up and you tell your friends and family, ?No, I don?t want a shirt, a tie, or the Xbox 360. What do you want then? I want Scrapebox, Xrumer, oh, and Sitegrinder too??
And they?re like??WTF is a Scrapebox and a Sitegrinder? And Xrumer sounds like some porn shit??
23). When you don?t tell people you?re an ?internet marketer?. Web developer sounds so much better.
24). when you start leaving 100% tips on the table
25). When you hire high school nerds to write articles for you in exchange of alcohal.
26). When people view you with suspicion thinking you send all those Nigerian spam emails.
27). When waking up before 11 am feels like an achievement
28). When you go to a new store and ask for a review copy
29). you press your finger on an underlined word in a printed book
30). Your the only one out of your friends who?s making $$$ on facebook instead of spending $$$> on farmville cash
