You know you'r a Internet Marketer when...

...when you are pissed of making money

honeybird said:

you know you're an internet marketer, when:
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- the only thing dating means to you is a niche...

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epic! Lol!

you own more websites than all the people you know combined.....

but you won't let one person see even one page

You know you'r a Internet Marketer when...

1. You meet someone and one of the first things you ask them is do they know S.E.O.
2. You see kids toys and you think of things like ScrapeBox (everytime I see the word "scrapbook" I always thing of SB)
3. People keep asking me how I make so much $$$ on PayPal
4. You spend at least 10 hours a day online trying to perfect your method implementations, much to the distain of your partner.
5. You try to spend half an hour trying to tell a family member/partner what backlinks/pagerank/linkwheels/SERPS are and they still give you that clueless look.
6. You check your Alexa ranking, backlinks, page rank, conversions and other site stats as soon as you wake up and before you go to sleep (whats sleep lol)
7. When you meet someone on their laptop in the library and see them about to purchase a crappy clickbank product that promises $500k in 3 months doing nothing and you explain to them why it is bullshit and how unrealistic it is.

You know you are an internet marketer
when we get any sales from customers or
when we earn a penny from IM.
lol

When...

Your first reaction to breaking news is how to monetize it

First thing you wake up is to switch on the computer and see how much $ you made.
Last thing you do before you go to bed is to switch on the computer and see how much $ you made.

lmaestro said:

First thing you wake up is to switch on the computer and see how much $ you made.
Last thing you do before you go to bed is to switch on the computer and see how much $ you made.

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wait, IMers don't switch off the computer, unless there's a power outage

When you don't tell people you're an internet marketer because of the connotations, but instead, you're a webmaster or web developer.

HoNeYBiRD said:

- you go to your bank cashing checks, and they're ALWAYS asking "is ClickBank the name of the bank?"...and you say: "No, its not the name of the bank"

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Every freaking time !