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You know when you are getting OLD when ...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Asif WILSON Khan, Sep 15, 2013.

  1. Asif WILSON Khan

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    ... Google Ads keeps showing you these old bints.

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    Time to turn on Adblock, starting to get depressed.
     
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    You have to stop walking to send a text.
    you have to sit down to put your socks on.
    whenever you answer the phone you have it on speaker without realising.
     
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    ... you sink your teeth into a steak.. and they stay there.
     
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    When your cousins finish school and you think they still have 5 years to attend
     
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    ...... you do it 1 instead of 2 in an hour......
     
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    She needs to let her 20's have that dress back.
     
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    when your hair starts getting thin at the tender age of 25 and you are searching clickbank for a hairloss product
     
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    This is a good one
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    Oh and just for the record, these ads are personalised these days based on your history etc. So what have you really been searching for? hahaha
     
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    Shes kinda hot......
     
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    Search google for "TEEN OLD", you should be able to suss out which results I was interested in.
     
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  14. Asif WILSON Khan

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    On reflection I probably would but then again it could just be because my eyesight is starting to go.
     
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    Lol in Australia all they show is mature dating ads, quite weird!