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You know what Lorem Ipsum is?

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by acotut, Oct 2, 2011.

  1. acotut

    acotut Elite Member

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    You know what lorem ipsum is,that dummy text writen in the templates to fill the spaces with text?Check it out ;)


    Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

    Read what it means and so on.

    http://en.lipsum.com/
     
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  2. Dan Da Man

    Dan Da Man Elite Member Premium Member

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    Ummm... Who cares??
     
  3. Swiss

    Swiss Power Member

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    Dummy text? Wow, all that time I have been reading this sh*t.

    Thank you so much, you've enlightened me!
     
  4. darylb

    darylb Registered Member

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    ill definitely sleep better tonight knowing about Lorem now
     
  5. GrizzlyAdams

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    lol check out this generator http://slipsum.com/

    <!-- start slipsum code -->

    Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

    Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends.

    Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

    Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

    Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.

    My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?

    Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.


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  6. bookmarc

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    yea! my dreams will be filled with place holders tonight :D
     
  7. Dubstep_king

    Dubstep_king Newbie

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    I think we should replace all lorem ipsum text with Kesha lyrics. Because the point of that text isnt to distract you right?
     
  8. Troshi

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    <!-- start slipsum code -->

    <h2>No man, I don't eat pork</h2>
    <p>Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit. </p>

    <h2>I gotta piss</h2>
    <p>Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.</p>

    <h2>No, motherfucker</h2>
    <p>The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.</p>


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  9. HarrisonHill

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    Webmaster getting reported and then sandboxed lol :D
     
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  10. WPRipper

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    Wow great share.. Wtf is wrong with you ? this is money making forum, you want silly threads and all other bullshit, go to fb , twitter ... Again nice share :)
     
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    none of ur fr#$%ing biz dude!!!
    As unreal as it may seems, I actually had a client who scolded me for not checking spelling mistakes while I presented their mock ups for approval. It actually was lorem ipsum !!! :eek:
     
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  12. acotut

    acotut Elite Member

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    Someone wich isn't as ignorant as you are.Someone that wants to learn more,not taking the n00b attitude,learning a bit at the start and thinking thay know everything.

    If you don't need information,I don't really know what the fuck you do in here.
     
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    That's a nice share. I actually once tried to translate that text. As soon as I found out that it was Latin I knew it had some very old roots. Thanks for sharing mate.
     
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    I'd wanna say this is a useless thread, but the Samuel L Ipsum generator made my day :D
     
  16. Dan Da Man

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    Someone is quite a little winer today. Is everything okay bro?
     
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