[Writing problems] Need Help ASAP

Charlievurt said:

Greetings

Don't mistake this thread as a hiring opportunity.A client has offered me a job to write articles on slot reviews am not familiar with slot machines neither have i tried gambling my problem is that there are a few resources on the topic and he needs unique work i can't say no because am broke.Any help offered will be appreciated.I hope i don't get fired anyway.

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Charlievurt said:

Greetings

Don't mistake this thread as a hiring opportunity.A client has offered me a job to write articles on slot reviews am not familiar with slot machines neither have i tried gambling my problem is that there are a few resources on the topic and he needs unique work i can't say no because am broke.Any help offered will be appreciated.I hope i don't get fired anyway.

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Charlievurt said:

A client has offered me a job to write articles on slot reviews

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Sudarshan Kar said:

Clients who deal like slot machines or anything related to online gambling don't really care about what you write, as long as your work has decent grammar and necessary keywords. That's how my experience has been like

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Charlievurt said:

Good for yah i was fired and slots suck big time

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ScribScribScrib said:

hey charlie, lemme try and teach you how to think about unknown topics so you never get lost when shit goes down that path again.

Okay, let's take slot machines.

So, an owner of slot machines wants you to write about slot machines or whatever the fuck, right?

And, in 99,9999999999999999999% of all cases, you'll have to do so in an overwhelmingly positive light, without sounding too biased, yet still leaning towards a positive note.

there is this sort of silver lining that's really hard to hit, but it's there and with experience, you'll be able to 'sense' it.

So, let's think about slot machine from a sort of non-partisan, objective perspective, why do they exist, what purpose do they serve?

''To take money out of them hard working folk'' would be our first response, am I right?

See, this is why objectivity in itself is very hard to measure and why it may be easy to claim and really believe that one is impartial, yet we can see how easily we conflate our own emotions with rational thought.

With that in mind, we have to sort 'get over ourselves' and think like an inventor; Slot machines, why would anyone want to play them, what is so special about them, why do these fools keep coming back to them...

A lot of questions, no answers, but that easily changes once we start brainstorming ideas and we do that with... i m a g i n a t i o n

So, you close your eyes and think of a slot machine, it's in a casino, a casino has no windows, there's lights everywhere, flashes, yeah flashes, what do they do? attention, yeah attention, BINGO

We got our first cluster of ideas and a 'source', that being attention.

The most important aspect of every slot machine is the amount of time it can keep a sucker playing, we can all agree with that.

It does so with long and random flashing lights, huge winning sounds, even if the amount is only 5-10x of the bet...

So, with all of this in mind, we can write as many words as we want to just by thinking about the keyword 'attention'

The question remains, how to do that in a positive light- after all, this is all 'bad' and shouldn't be condoned, I mean you gonna shut the windows on me and force feed me light?! That's immoral!

Once again, think from the perspective of an inventor that obviously wants to peddle a better product than a competitor, to the casinos that is.

So, his slot machines will have (think about attention)

-the newest and hottest games

-the most pristine customer service on the fucking planet

-instant deposit and withdrawal

-literally free money to play the moment you signup and confirm your CC info

-HUGE, MASSIVE, GARGANTUAN bonuses, the more you play, the more we pay- Yo, this could even be a slogan ''The more you play, the more we pay!''



See? I could go on with this, but what I'm trying to get to here- An article is never built from scratch, neither will you always ( never actually) have the entire write-up 100% in your head, from the start.

You explore step by step and with each stride, the picture becomes clearer!

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Charlievurt said:

Good for yah i was fired and slots suck big time

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ScribScribScrib said:

hey charlie, lemme try and teach you how to think about unknown topics so you never get lost when shit goes down that path again.

Okay, let's take slot machines.

So, an owner of slot machines wants you to write about slot machines or whatever the fuck, right?

And, in 99,9999999999999999999% of all cases, you'll have to do so in an overwhelmingly positive light, without sounding too biased, yet still leaning towards a positive note.

there is this sort of silver lining that's really hard to hit, but it's there and with experience, you'll be able to 'sense' it.

So, let's think about slot machine from a sort of non-partisan, objective perspective, why do they exist, what purpose do they serve?

''To take money out of them hard working folk'' would be our first response, am I right?

See, this is why objectivity in itself is very hard to measure and why it may be easy to claim and really believe that one is impartial, yet we can see how easily we conflate our own emotions with rational thought.

With that in mind, we have to sort 'get over ourselves' and think like an inventor; Slot machines, why would anyone want to play them, what is so special about them, why do these fools keep coming back to them...

A lot of questions, no answers, but that easily changes once we start brainstorming ideas and we do that with... i m a g i n a t i o n

So, you close your eyes and think of a slot machine, it's in a casino, a casino has no windows, there's lights everywhere, flashes, yeah flashes, what do they do? attention, yeah attention, BINGO

We got our first cluster of ideas and a 'source', that being attention.

The most important aspect of every slot machine is the amount of time it can keep a sucker playing, we can all agree with that.

It does so with long and random flashing lights, huge winning sounds, even if the amount is only 5-10x of the bet...

So, with all of this in mind, we can write as many words as we want to just by thinking about the keyword 'attention'

The question remains, how to do that in a positive light- after all, this is all 'bad' and shouldn't be condoned, I mean you gonna shut the windows on me and force feed me light?! That's immoral!

Once again, think from the perspective of an inventor that obviously wants to peddle a better product than a competitor, to the casinos that is.

So, his slot machines will have (think about attention)

-the newest and hottest games

-the most pristine customer service on the fucking planet

-instant deposit and withdrawal

-literally free money to play the moment you signup and confirm your CC info

-HUGE, MASSIVE, GARGANTUAN bonuses, the more you play, the more we pay- Yo, this could even be a slogan ''The more you play, the more we pay!''



See? I could go on with this, but what I'm trying to get to here- An article is never built from scratch, neither will you always ( never actually) have the entire write-up 100% in your head, from the start.

You explore step by step and with each stride, the picture becomes clearer!

Click to expand...

ScribScribScrib said:

hey charlie, lemme try and teach you how to think about unknown topics so you never get lost when shit goes down that path again.

Okay, let's take slot machines.

So, an owner of slot machines wants you to write about slot machines or whatever the fuck, right?

And, in 99,9999999999999999999% of all cases, you'll have to do so in an overwhelmingly positive light, without sounding too biased, yet still leaning towards a positive note.

there is this sort of silver lining that's really hard to hit, but it's there and with experience, you'll be able to 'sense' it.

So, let's think about slot machine from a sort of non-partisan, objective perspective, why do they exist, what purpose do they serve?

''To take money out of them hard working folk'' would be our first response, am I right?

See, this is why objectivity in itself is very hard to measure and why it may be easy to claim and really believe that one is impartial, yet we can see how easily we conflate our own emotions with rational thought.

With that in mind, we have to sort 'get over ourselves' and think like an inventor; Slot machines, why would anyone want to play them, what is so special about them, why do these fools keep coming back to them...

A lot of questions, no answers, but that easily changes once we start brainstorming ideas and we do that with... i m a g i n a t i o n

So, you close your eyes and think of a slot machine, it's in a casino, a casino has no windows, there's lights everywhere, flashes, yeah flashes, what do they do? attention, yeah attention, BINGO

We got our first cluster of ideas and a 'source', that being attention.

The most important aspect of every slot machine is the amount of time it can keep a sucker playing, we can all agree with that.

It does so with long and random flashing lights, huge winning sounds, even if the amount is only 5-10x of the bet...

So, with all of this in mind, we can write as many words as we want to just by thinking about the keyword 'attention'

The question remains, how to do that in a positive light- after all, this is all 'bad' and shouldn't be condoned, I mean you gonna shut the windows on me and force feed me light?! That's immoral!

Once again, think from the perspective of an inventor that obviously wants to peddle a better product than a competitor, to the casinos that is.

So, his slot machines will have (think about attention)

-the newest and hottest games

-the most pristine customer service on the fucking planet

-instant deposit and withdrawal

-literally free money to play the moment you signup and confirm your CC info

-HUGE, MASSIVE, GARGANTUAN bonuses, the more you play, the more we pay- Yo, this could even be a slogan ''The more you play, the more we pay!''



See? I could go on with this, but what I'm trying to get to here- An article is never built from scratch, neither will you always ( never actually) have the entire write-up 100% in your head, from the start.

You explore step by step and with each stride, the picture becomes clearer!

Click to expand...

ScribScribScrib said:

hey charlie, lemme try and teach you how to think about unknown topics so you never get lost when shit goes down that path again.

Okay, let's take slot machines.

So, an owner of slot machines wants you to write about slot machines or whatever the fuck, right?

And, in 99,9999999999999999999% of all cases, you'll have to do so in an overwhelmingly positive light, without sounding too biased, yet still leaning towards a positive note.

there is this sort of silver lining that's really hard to hit, but it's there and with experience, you'll be able to 'sense' it.

So, let's think about slot machine from a sort of non-partisan, objective perspective, why do they exist, what purpose do they serve?

''To take money out of them hard working folk'' would be our first response, am I right?

See, this is why objectivity in itself is very hard to measure and why it may be easy to claim and really believe that one is impartial, yet we can see how easily we conflate our own emotions with rational thought.

With that in mind, we have to sort 'get over ourselves' and think like an inventor; Slot machines, why would anyone want to play them, what is so special about them, why do these fools keep coming back to them...

A lot of questions, no answers, but that easily changes once we start brainstorming ideas and we do that with... i m a g i n a t i o n

So, you close your eyes and think of a slot machine, it's in a casino, a casino has no windows, there's lights everywhere, flashes, yeah flashes, what do they do? attention, yeah attention, BINGO

We got our first cluster of ideas and a 'source', that being attention.

The most important aspect of every slot machine is the amount of time it can keep a sucker playing, we can all agree with that.

It does so with long and random flashing lights, huge winning sounds, even if the amount is only 5-10x of the bet...

So, with all of this in mind, we can write as many words as we want to just by thinking about the keyword 'attention'

The question remains, how to do that in a positive light- after all, this is all 'bad' and shouldn't be condoned, I mean you gonna shut the windows on me and force feed me light?! That's immoral!

Once again, think from the perspective of an inventor that obviously wants to peddle a better product than a competitor, to the casinos that is.

So, his slot machines will have (think about attention)

-the newest and hottest games

-the most pristine customer service on the fucking planet

-instant deposit and withdrawal

-literally free money to play the moment you signup and confirm your CC info

-HUGE, MASSIVE, GARGANTUAN bonuses, the more you play, the more we pay- Yo, this could even be a slogan ''The more you play, the more we pay!''



See? I could go on with this, but what I'm trying to get to here- An article is never built from scratch, neither will you always ( never actually) have the entire write-up 100% in your head, from the start.

You explore step by step and with each stride, the picture becomes clearer!

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1Enigma said:

Fired for what?
If I would caught this in the beginning I would have suggested you to point the client to someone else. Instead of risking losing trust.
Fired for not delivering it was a long term project and i was being paid peanuts.
@cash tribe Copy to your notes.

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Sudarshan Kar said:

That's some insanely good advice there, man!

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Charlievurt said:

Greetings

Don't mistake this thread as a hiring opportunity.A client has offered me a job to write articles on slot reviews am not familiar with slot machines neither have i tried gambling my problem is that there are a few resources on the topic and he needs unique work i can't say no because am broke.Any help offered will be appreciated.I hope i don't get fired anyway.

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