I'm bored. Let's play a game of would you rather... Would you rather... Question one: a. Be able to fly; b. Be able to turn yourself invisible. Question two: a. Only be able to whisper; b. Only be able to shout. Question three: a. Know when you are going to die; b. Know how you are going to die. Question four: a. Sweat mayonnaise; b. Every time you take a crap its the size of a softball. Question five: a. Never be able to close your mouth; b. Never be able to close your eyes. Question six: a. Have legs as long as your fingers; b. Have fingers as long as your legs. Question seven: a. Be sexually attracted to fruit; b. Have Cheetos dust permanently on your fingers. I look forward to your responses.