Would you rather?

Aesteroth · Oct 16, 2016

I'm bored. Let's play a game of would you rather...

Would you rather...

Question one:
a. Be able to fly;
b. Be able to turn yourself invisible.

Question two:
a. Only be able to whisper;
b. Only be able to shout.

Question three:
a. Know when you are going to die;
b. Know how you are going to die.

Question four:
a. Sweat mayonnaise;
b. Every time you take a crap its the size of a softball.

Question five:
a. Never be able to close your mouth;
b. Never be able to close your eyes.

Question six:
a. Have legs as long as your fingers;
b. Have fingers as long as your legs.

Question seven:
a. Be sexually attracted to fruit;
b. Have Cheetos dust permanently on your fingers.

I look forward to your responses.

agedaccs · Oct 16, 2016

1. b
2. a
3. a
4. ?
5. b
6. .
7. .

Zwielicht · Oct 16, 2016

Questions 1-7
Uhhh... C!?

lemondoo · Oct 16, 2016

b
b
a
a
b
b
a

Zwielicht · Oct 16, 2016

Here's a fun fact about choice 'A' in question number #7.

The correct term for fruit fetishism is "sitophilia". Dr. Mark Griffiths actually covered this topic on his blog back in 2015 and again in 2016.

Aesteroth · Oct 16, 2016

Zwielicht said:
Here's a fun fact about choice 'A' in question number 7.

The correct term for fruit fetishism is "sitophilia". Dr. Mark Griffiths actually covered this topic on his blog back in 2015 and again in 2016.

You are like a self-aware Wikipedia. It's incredible.

RafaViQ · Oct 16, 2016

B
A
B
B
B
A
B

AckAck · Oct 16, 2016

all B

eNzim · Oct 16, 2016

But if you knew how you'd die you could prevent it (hit by a car - not going outside; heart attack - eat, live healthy, sports etc..)
Which means you wouldn't actually know how you'd die. Paradox.

Memro · Oct 16, 2016

the sweat mayonnaise part is where i draw the line on a fun forum post

Aesteroth · Oct 16, 2016

eNzim said:
But if you knew how you'd die you could prevent it (hit by a car - not going outside; heart attack - eat, live healthy, sports etc..)
Which means you wouldn't actually know how you'd die. Paradox.

This thread has suddenly got really deep.

Fragmaster · Oct 16, 2016

@Zwielicht is king of trivia.

Fragmaster · Oct 16, 2016

eNzim said:
But if you knew how you'd die you could prevent it (hit by a car - not going outside; heart attack - eat, live healthy, sports etc..)
Which means you wouldn't actually know how you'd die. Paradox.

No man , it would be like in final destination , u would try hard to avoid it , but eventually fail.

eNzim · Oct 16, 2016

Fragmaster said:
No man , it would be like in final destination , u would try hard to avoid it , but eventually fail.

Well, if you believe in predetermined life paths, or a so called destiny, then yes.

(This is where it gets really deep

)

Aesteroth · Oct 16, 2016

Fragmaster said:
@Zwielicht is king of trivia.

@Zwielicht if I asked you if you knew everything, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

Aesteroth · Oct 16, 2016

eNzim said:
Well, if you believe in predetermined life paths, or a so called destiny, then yes.

(This is where it gets really deep )

Shit dude... your thread responses have me sweating mayonnaise all over my keyboard.

Fragmaster · Oct 16, 2016

eNzim said:
Well, if you believe in predetermined life paths, or a so called destiny, then yes.

(This is where it gets really deep )

Parallel universe where you could actually get definite answer about your death cause is deterministic, full destiny mode. I believe in chaos, entropy and uncertanity

eNzim · Oct 16, 2016

Fragmaster said:
Parallel universe where you could actually get definite answer about your death cause is deterministic, full destiny mode. I believe in chaos, entropy and uncertanity

These are my favourite kind of discussions mate

(while having a few liters of alc

)

Aesteroth said:
Shit dude... your thread responses have me sweating mayonnaise all over my keyboard.

So, you chose sweating mayo instead of softball crap...
'you chose wisely'

Zwielicht · Oct 16, 2016

Aesteroth said:
@Zwielicht if I asked you if you knew everything, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

Ha ha, so either way the answer is 'yes'?

Very funny.

Aesteroth · Oct 16, 2016

Zwielicht said:
Ha ha, so either way the answer is 'yes'?

Very funny.

Not necessarily. There is a loophole to my question. If you answered 'No' the answer to my first question does not necessarily have to be the answer that is completely opposite to no (i.e. yes). Instead, the answer to the first question could have been 'I don't have time for this' or 'of course not'.

In doing this I have confirmed that you are indeed not a machine. Just a very intelligent human.

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