I recently had the worst job offer I've had since starting writing as a freelancer and felt I had to share it with you - has anyone been offered a worse job than this? The job was reviewing computer keyboards - 15 different keywords, each review had to be between 800 and 1000 words. These weren't fancy gaming keyboards either, they were bog standard keyboards with no special features to write about. Tell me, how the hell was I was supposed to write 1000 words on one keyboard, then write another 1000 words on a keyboard with the same features and make it unique? To top it off the client demanded that the reviews were "interesting and held the reader's attention". Has anyone been offered a more boring job than this? To really take the biscuit, the client ended the conversation with the comment "the affiliate earnings are low for these keyboards so I can't pay very much" - needless to say I declined the job! PS: This was a month or so ago so please don't PM me asking for the client's details, he's probably already found someone. PPS: This is not a "cleverly disguised" way to offer my services as a writer - I'm swamped with work as it is and am not taking any more writing jobs on for the foreseeable future.