eskimo
Regular Member
- Dec 1, 2008
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I am looking for a decent wordpress article rewriter. Right now I am using the creatively named "Wordpress Rewriter" plugin, and quite frankly, it is absolutely shite. Here is a little sample of the drivel it creates:
Original article:
The Network tab features an Internet browser, much like the one on PSP although the PS3 is compatible with a USB keyboard and mouse so browsing on the PS3 is quite easy to do though if you don't have a keyboard and mouse you can use the Sixaxis controller using this you will find inputting website names can be annoying. The browser does feature bookmarks so you can easily set up links to your favourite sites. There is an Information board which you can turn on, this displays a news bar on the top right corner of your screen, if something catches your eye you can go to the network tab and view the story in a fullscreen browser window.
Rewritten article:
The Network journalism features an cyberspace browser, much aforementioned the digit on PSP though the PS3 is harmonious with a USB keyboard and pussyfoot so feeding on the PS3 is quite cushy to do though if you don?t hit a keyboard and pussyfoot you crapper ingest the Sixaxis someone using this you module encounter inputting website obloquy crapper be annoying. The application does feature bookmarks so you crapper easily ordered up code to your activity sites. There is an Information commission which you crapper invoke on, this displays a programme forbid on the crowning correct crossway of your screen, if something catches your receptor you crapper go to the meshwork journalism and analyse the programme in a fullscreen application window.
I mean come on? WTF?
pussyfoot?
crapper?
Where is it getting this shit?
It would be quicker to get a job, save up some cash, go buy a playstation 3, test the thing for a month, take a journalism course and write a review then it is to try figure out what the fuck the rewriter is trying to say and fix it.
Have I got drunken Shakespeare mode on or something???
Please tell me yo have a better rewriter than this someone!
Original article:
The Network tab features an Internet browser, much like the one on PSP although the PS3 is compatible with a USB keyboard and mouse so browsing on the PS3 is quite easy to do though if you don't have a keyboard and mouse you can use the Sixaxis controller using this you will find inputting website names can be annoying. The browser does feature bookmarks so you can easily set up links to your favourite sites. There is an Information board which you can turn on, this displays a news bar on the top right corner of your screen, if something catches your eye you can go to the network tab and view the story in a fullscreen browser window.
Rewritten article:
The Network journalism features an cyberspace browser, much aforementioned the digit on PSP though the PS3 is harmonious with a USB keyboard and pussyfoot so feeding on the PS3 is quite cushy to do though if you don?t hit a keyboard and pussyfoot you crapper ingest the Sixaxis someone using this you module encounter inputting website obloquy crapper be annoying. The application does feature bookmarks so you crapper easily ordered up code to your activity sites. There is an Information commission which you crapper invoke on, this displays a programme forbid on the crowning correct crossway of your screen, if something catches your receptor you crapper go to the meshwork journalism and analyse the programme in a fullscreen application window.
I mean come on? WTF?
pussyfoot?
crapper?
Where is it getting this shit?
It would be quicker to get a job, save up some cash, go buy a playstation 3, test the thing for a month, take a journalism course and write a review then it is to try figure out what the fuck the rewriter is trying to say and fix it.
Have I got drunken Shakespeare mode on or something???
Please tell me yo have a better rewriter than this someone!