It was rush hour and the bus was packed ... One particularly cramped woman turned to me and said, 'If you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!' 'I don't know what you're talking about miss ... I'm in the Internet business and that's just one of my paychecks in my pocket.' I said. 'Oh really!' she spat. 'Then you must have some business, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!'