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WOOOOOW my paycheck is HUGE

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by ccpro, Jan 6, 2009.

  1. ccpro

    ccpro Junior Member

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    It was rush hour and the bus was packed ...

    One particularly cramped woman turned to me and said, 'If you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!'

    'I don't know what you're talking about miss ... I'm in the Internet business and that's just one of my paychecks in my pocket.' I said.

    'Oh really!' she spat. 'Then you must have some business, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!'
     
  2. jadsn

    jadsn Regular Member

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    LOL was a little slow but finally got it
     
  3. Tcm9669

    Tcm9669 Regular Member

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    LOOOL. You really had this conversation lol?
     
  4. snowwhite

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    dear, im very interested to see your fat paycheck
    kindly PM me with some pics
     
  5. ccpro

    ccpro Junior Member

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    only if you show me the rest of your avatar baby :p
     
  6. snowwhite

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    mmmmm, il think about it
    but tell me, is it really huge in person?
     
  7. ccpro

    ccpro Junior Member

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    Well, to be honest it's not that huge but ... it stinks like a big one. :D

    PS: Don't tell anyone here please!
     
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  8. bigman

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    ok ok...i think u guys shd stop right there...lol...


    man...this forum rocks!
     
  9. darkmobius

    darkmobius Regular Member

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    get a room you two

    i still like the pic of "you" a few iterations back snowwhite :D
     
  10. shamster25

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    lol took me a while to get it :)
     
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  11. madinaz

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    I can't beleive I had to read this 3 times to get it. Man I'm slow
     
  12. teague

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    ....."Well, to be honest it's not that huge but ... it stinks like a big one."....

    OMFG, I'm gonna laugh at that one all night long!
     
  13. kingofbigmac

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    I got it only because I heard it before and it wasnt involving a paycheck.
     
  14. emgxxg

    emgxxg Registered Member

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    And if you two decide to actually carry that out, might as well:

    1) Announce it on the forum, and setup a live cam feed.
    2) Blog about it
    3) Cookie Stuff all the visitors to the blog
    4) Write an ebook on how to pick-up really hot (rich bitch!! the signature says so.. :p) on an online forum. Actually make that a limited edition.
    5) Sell some copies on ebay!! some nice premium pricing!
    6) Stuff all those people too.
    7) Fabricate an affair!! some more e-books, products, toys!!
    8) Fabricate a break-up
    9) Start one of those viral I hate my girlfriend websites!!

    There is some good money to be made people!!

    Cheers!!
     
  15. crashed

    crashed Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I just messed up with a database and imported 100k rows into the wrong place, this saved my night as it made me smile again :D:D:D
     
  16. ccpro

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    here's our trial video ...

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  17. a0rta

    a0rta Regular Member

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    My paychecks stinks too :(
     
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    haha! yes great idea. lol
     
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    this forum must be awkward for snowwhite... haha
     
  20. jokerLA

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    get a room!!! xD