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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Alex Brooks, Dec 27, 2009.

  1. Alex Brooks

    Alex Brooks BANNED BANNED

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    Okay, so I'm bored, I've had this domain for a while
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    http://www.topwebmodels09.info/
    Just spent 10 seconds setting up something for it, can't be bothered with it, I'm trying to get away from adult stuff, so the first person to post a joke which makes me laugh can have this domain, it's registered on namecheap, so free push.

    I'd rather you have it, then me have it and it waste away. If this isn't allowed, sorry but I just thought it would be something fun todo :)
     
  2. haxorzspain

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    [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" [/FONT]
    [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. [/FONT]
    [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"[/FONT]
     
  3. nanavlad

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    [FONT=Verdana,Arial]A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
    They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

    Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

    The others agree that sounds like a good place.

    Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."

    Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

    Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

    "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

    "No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"
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  4. Rapper

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    Joke,



    i just post what u want so give it to me
     
  5. Alex Brooks

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    That joke won, I'll PM you with more about the domain.
     
  6. sp3146

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    A guy was waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jacket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy, finally, the guy said to the old man: "what?...haven't you ever done anything crazy and wild in your life" and the old man said "yah, I have, I once made it with a peacock and I was wondering if your my son"
     
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