Will someone message me please and tell me exactly how this works?

It's hard to tell what's real and what's a scam around here so if someone would care to tell me what's up and how to get into this I would appreciate it.

Sure thing, I my self joined about a 1.4 months ago and I just cant get enough.
As to your question of whats scam and whats not? basically 95% of it is not scam, but some may be more valuable than others, a good way to distinguish is by looking at the reviews people post for a particular service, when ever someone offers his services here, the norm is to give a free review copy to a moderator or some other vet members to review it and assure people its a legit service.

Still do not understand. I want to make crappy websites and make google index them so I can make money from adsense. I want to do this for free without the aid of $100+ services like scrapebox.

Just saying it like it is....lol