Wife's Birthday

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Me n the Wife have been together since 2002, thats longer than you get for murder in a UK jail
there comes a point you run out of ideas for gifts, so i handed her $1000 and said have fun
I also threw in a novelty item - no Roibox not a dildo

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My wife's birthday was just 5 hours ago.

I didn't realize it was her birthday until I finished 23:00.

I got her 99 roses, a cupcake big enough for her and my daughter since I won't be home today, a 1.6m doll in place of me who lives in the office ....

These gifts were successfully delivered 10 minutes before the end of her birthday. I saved myself.
 
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That's an impressive milestone @proxygo!

Congrats on over two decades together!

I'm also getting close to that number :)

Wishing you and your wife many more years of love, laughter, and creative gift-giving!
 
yeh well after 22 yrs im passed sucking up, im to old and to tired to care
instead i prefer humor - fun -
Celebrate the 22 years...fabulous and congrats...

At this point, either.

not sure whether to laugh or cry with ya - couldn't find a 'sad' emoji - will seek support to add one ;) ...for now I'll give a 'cheer up' and a heartfelt wish you well
 
That's an impressive milestone @proxygo!

Congrats on over two decades together!

I'm also getting close to that number :)

Wishing you and your wife many more years of love, laughter, and creative gift-giving!
im 5 yrs from 60 - but my mind / humor is stuck in 1990 when i was 20
 
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