Wife material

hatemachine

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I would run a 10 mile marathon with 20 lb weights strapped around each ankle with a small asian man strapped to my back shouting insults at me while whipping the back of my head while a midget on a moped follows me with a paintball gun that's shooting frozen paintballs at my nether regions only to be greeted by a pack of wild hyenas that I have to kill with my bare hands blind folded just shake hands with the janitor that cleaned her high school classroom at the end of it all.

 

silentthunder

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0scan0 said:

Never thought of that before, my dream wife is maybe just an ordinary lapdancer? In that case :whee:

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Makes perfect sense to marry a girl that really pitches your tent! Mom is happy when we're happy right!?

 

kez1000

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What is you definition of wife material? because nice looks and body
is about 25% of wife material what about the other 75%

personality, motherly instincts, intelligent.. ect

 

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vitaliysem

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yeye thas ma stripper

 

ibmethatswhoib

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Just learn guitar, get yourself a red shirt and you'll have a great view all the time

ShadeDream said:

I'm going to learn French. Who's with me?

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SmartMan

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She has got pretty eyes!

 

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vitaliysem

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She looks like a bad bitch shed deff. be a good fuck

 

Lalalaenhund

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ShadeDream said:

I'm going to learn French. Who's with me?

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Personally I just put it on mute...

 

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Neeraj Singh

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Haha! You right Mate......!

 

GiorgioB

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Guys, seriously, you got it all wrong.

You gotta check out Noemie Lenoir.. ok, she's Claude Makelele's wife, but she is really another class.

 

0scan0

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kez1000 said:

What is you definition of wife material? because nice looks and body
is about 25% of wife material what about the other 75%

personality, motherly instincts, intelligent.. ect

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I trust my eyes, I can see that she has got the personality aswell as the look

 

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Robinalism

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She's no Kate Upton.

 

thetraveller

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You don't know French? She says:

"Look at the traveller's profile, I want it right in my bed"
"He is a blackhat bonbon, He even goes to la mer"
"I want him right next to me, so he can do me boom boom"
"He don't know how to code, but I'll show him some true love"

 

closedCaption

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She was very famous before, night elf females in WOW do her 3:35 dance move.

EDIT: just saw the same fact some posts, sorry for that.

 

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ShadeDream

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thetraveller said:

You don't know French? She says:

"Look at the traveller's profile, I want it right in my bed"
"He is a blackhat bonbon, He even goes to la mer"
"I want him right next to me, so he can do me boom boom"
"He don't know how to code, but I'll show him some true love"

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lol that's a good one! hahaha

 

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MagicOrb

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wth you people never heard of Alizee until now?! wow

 

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Sharksfan

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Calling any form of stage performer "wife material" is insane. I'd say the same if the conversation referred to husbands.

That is all.

 

Roparadise

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She is still hot but is 28 now,married but separated and has a kid.