Why is my sperm so powerful?

One of my daughters was conceived while I was in the hospital after knee surgery... The force was with me.... Plus after 6 weeks after being in the hospital, I must have had a build up.. LOL

Oh, and my first daughter, or so it is said, was conceived while I was in jail... I don't know how that can happen... I must have jacked off and it squirted that far....

So 4 kids prove I have great sperm.. LOL, but for what its worth, your appetite and what you eat, determines that.... Oh, and my sperm are pussies, I have all daughters...

Dizz
 
One of my daughters was conceived while I was in the hospital after knee surgery... The force was with me.... Plus after 6 weeks after being in the hospital, I must have had a build up.. LOL

Oh, and my first daughter, or so it is said, was conceived while I was in jail... I don't know how that can happen... I must have jacked off and it squirted that far....

So 4 kids prove I have great sperm.. LOL, but for what its worth, your appetite and what you eat, determines that.... Oh, and my sperm are pussies, I have all daughters...

Dizz

Not sure if I should take you seriously lol
 
Hahahaha the sperm TIME TRAVELLED !! :rofl: :D LMFAO
 
Seriously i can't stop laughing.

I have seen a more dumb question than this, a few days back.
Someone asked "If i had sex, when my wife is pregnant(female baby) would the baby get pregnant?"

haha, question of the year!
 
wow, backdated sperm :p

promote pregnancy test kits and ask guys to make their would be gfs to pee on it before they pick them :p

ewwww, perverse isnt it
 
Seriously i can't stop laughing.

I have seen a more dumb question than this, a few days back.
Someone asked "If i had sex, when my wife is pregnant(female baby) would the baby get pregnant?"

haha, question of the year!

We're heading towards 2012 :p
 
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