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Why is my consultancy firm so successful?

Discussion in 'Offline Marketing' started by SevenYearItch, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. SevenYearItch

    SevenYearItch BANNED BANNED

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    Because I am not a bitch! It's quite simple as that.

    I dont bend over backwards for nobody. Why should I?

    I know that my business is valuable to any company that wants to survive during this slumping economy. and why is that? Because I know how to generate the MOST valuable asset that any business could ever wish to have - Paying Customers.

    It is that simple folks. That is why i treat my clients like bitches. I turn away more people than I accept, just to reinforce the exclusivity of my service. If you don't want to pay me £15,000 upfront and £3000 a month to basically give your business hundreds more clients to work with, then you can fuck off I don't need you.

    This is the attitude that keeps me busy. I am a cocky little bastard because I KNOW that I can get results. I KNOW how much money I can make for these cunts. So I treat them like shit and they just keep coming.

    Another thing I absolutely hate is when newbies refer to their clients as Sir and mr this or mrs that. For goodness sake grow a pair and pull your bloody skirt down. You are a business owner, as is your client. You are business equals!! Owner's can smell a bitch coming from 12 yards away, so don't walk into a meeting and call this person sir.. That just throws all your respect out of the window. Why would you want to do that?

    I always walk into meetings with my personal assistant. I have that bitch open doors for me and carry all my sales literature. Why? To show my client that I am the fucking man!! To show my client that I am more successful than he could ever dream. Do you think that bastard is going to reject my proposal? Not in this fucking lifetime.

    I belittle my clients. I trash talk them when they constantly ring my phone to complain when their shitty little website falls to number 4 on google. I talk trash about their wife, their sister, their daughter why? Because I can.

    I remember one client of mine who i got to add SEO to his current package. He wrote me a £9,000 cheque. Did I take it? HELL NO! I said look you fucker, I put an important meeting aside to come here and talk to you and you treat me like this? You can take your little 9K and shove it up your ass! I got my assistant to open the door for me, and I left. Sure enough, 20 minutes later I get a call from the faggot "Tony I wasn't trying to disrespect you, why don't you come back so we can fix this" so I did, and he wrote me a a cheque for £15,000 for some shitty SEO work that I outsourced for £68.

    Now you have to understand that you ARE a fucking god to these lunatics. You are like a magician to them. Somehow you seem to know the answers to all their questions, and even better you bring them thousands upon thousands of customers. You have every right to treat these people like garbage because that is the only way you will get them to spend their last piece of money on you.

    If you want these 5 figure contracts you've got to man up, and stop being a bitch! Get out there and TAKE what is yours. I was just like you, untill I told a client that he can take his contract and go to hell because I can walk out of here and make double what you're offering me.

    This is business people.. So for goodness sake act like business men.

    Tony
     
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    Techxan Elite Member

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    Seems to me you are a god to yourself. And BTY, women aren't bitches. And if you treated me like you are telling me you treat your customers while asking me for money, I would show you and your assistant the door.

    I don't care how good you are, I don't do business with arrogant disrespectful pricks.
     
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  3. johnhunter

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    Remind me NEVER to do business with you!

    Edit: I hope this is a troll thread
     
  4. BLIXX

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    You must have 50+ posts before going full-asshole, OP.
     
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  5. Duffers5000

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    Your Mum says turn off that PS3 and have a wash.
     
  6. oxonbeef

    oxonbeef BANNED BANNED

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    I just made you my bitch.
    Check your rep.
     
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  7. steelballs

    steelballs BANNED BANNED

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    Tony please go away sexually!

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  8. SevenYearItch

    SevenYearItch BANNED BANNED

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    ahhh grow a pair. I use the term bitch loosely.

    And this is the type of thing I am talking about. If you ACTUALLY HAD a business that had the potential to make hundreds of thousands a year and I come in and teach you how to turn that sorry little 100K into millions, whether you like to admit it or not you WILL pay me. Infact you will beg me to help you and even if you didnt have the money to pay me, I bet you'd dip your shitty little hand into your wife's hand bag, steal her credit card and pay me with that.

    Many people have shown me the door and I too have shown them my middle finger. They need me more than I need them. I can walk out of their office straight into someone else's and leave with another 15K. Desperation is not one of my traits.

    I started off getting £300 a month clients, now I pay my assistant more than triple that amount. Im telling you right now, write this down somewhere.. the owners of the biggest firms in the city LOVE it when someone walks into their office and shows them no respect. Last Wednesday I waltzed into a clients top floor corner office and had my assistant make me a coffee.. I then turned to him and said, oh, you look thirsty, shall I get her to pour you some? I took over that damn office like it was mine. People respect that attitude.. Fuck it, that attitude DEMANDS that you respect it.. I strip all my clients of their manhood and womanhood.. all 43+ of them. And all I see is more money, and more even clients.
     
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    lol!!
     
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  10. bennyboyccl

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    ill give you 15k to fuck off from BHW
     
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  11. crashus

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    Your second name is probably Montano?
     
  12. Duffers5000

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    for £300 a month are you doing full anal or do you just have to dance ?
     
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  13. SevenYearItch

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    Now, use this same attitude and go and upsell your client on your other services.

    All over this forum I see people who worry and ask question after question.. "why isn't this working out for me", "do i just suck as a person?".. "why cant i find any clients?" the answer is soo simple that it's almost unbelievable. You have been approaching life like a bitch.

    Nothing is ever just given to you.

    I NEVER act desperate for a sale. As if that one deal is going to make even an inch of difference in my life or business. And when clients can sense this they are drawn towards you. They'll want to imitate the way you operate. Today I heard one of my clients calling his employee a dirty fuckstick; the same thing I had previously called him before he cut me a hefty cheque.

    You can take it how you want it. It's just like a relationship, you show your woman too much love and she'll be out their selling her pussy for the cheapest rate possible. Much like how you clients will drop you and find another provider if they feel that you are not strong enough to lead their business into the path of greatness.

    Approach this shit like a leader people. Don't be afraid to tell your client to shut his mouth a few times here and there. Have your client come to your office to meet with you, and then throw him a tirade of abuse if he shows up even a minute late. Trust me on that one especially. Respect + Leadership = ££££££
     
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  14. oxonbeef

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    Please call on my office.
    Seven year itch?
    I'd kick seven barrels of crap out of you.
     
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  15. bennyboyccl

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    you can be confident and a leader without being an absolute cock.
     
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    Registered on July 2012 + 10 posts + no added rep + no iTrader = troll
     
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    dream on and play with our friendsif you hava any .....
     
  18. trafficsource

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    @SevenYearItch - Your ass must get jealous of all the sh*t that comes out of your mouth.
     
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  19. ferma231

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    This isnt happening in real life, and looks like all your clients are some billionairs who can pay few k for some service which can be done for $500 or less per month

    REPORTED, GET OUT OF BHW AND NEVER COME BACK
     
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    yeah whatever. gtfo.
     
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