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A couple of years ago I wrote a long post about AI in search ranking.
Some of the main points were :
Why did it bother me? Because Google knows everything you're doing. It shouldn't be like that. But that's what it is.
But how?
Well, Google is spying on everyone. That's how.
The main ways Google spies on everyone 24x7 are:
Because of the pandemic.
What happens if everyone's habits change suddenly?
The artificial intelligence thinks sites and businesses are losing interest and therefore should not be ranked.
Also people staying home and worrying about different things completely changed online habits. Google then received a whole new set of signals from their spyware.
For example, local businesses.
Google was tracking everyone around town and they knew which shops and local businesses should rank or not.
All of a sudden everyone starts to stay home, GPS spying signals to several shops dropped to zero.
It broke their spying artificial intelligence.
Google's spyware AI got confused. Why were people not sending in signals from shops? Why were GPS signals not showing the businesses people want??? We should derank these sites!!!
That's how a lot of legit businesses got screwed. The pandemic Google update broke everything because it depends on accurate spying in order to work.
In my post couple years ago I mentioned how you can train Google to rank you. You gotta send it the right signals.
How do you send it signals?
Create legitimate looking google account and give them access to everything in your phone and your camera and shit.
Let Google track you, record your voice, film you, and so on. That's what they want. They want to spy on you in exchange for "TRUST"....
You know, when their corporate drones mention "trust" as a ranking factor??? Trust is when you let Google track you around town, listen to your conversations, get a copy of your contacts ("backup" or "sync") and so on.
Give them all your contacts, but not just any contacts. Make sure to enter very very influential people in your contact list. That'll boost your "trust" 100x. Take the most "trusted" sites, find phone nrs and enter them all into your phone's contact book and let Google sync it, feed them highly "trustworthy" contacts in your contact list. Find the top 100 sites for your niche and add phone nrs, emails and so on into your phone book and let Google "spy" and take the whole phone book in.
Watch your trust will go up 100x!
Give it what it wants in order to rank you, let them spy on you on purpose, obviously using a specially designated browser, phone, etc. Call it your Google ranking kit. Talk about the site near the microphone, take photos of stuff containing the site name and logo and so on. Remember Google is watching everything you do on your phone: make your site really stand out in your photos, contacts, etc.
One last thing.
Chrome is their #1 user tracking tool online. Most their spy signals come from Chrome. Google really trusts Chrome spying on people.
But now everyone's moving to MS Edge, Firefox and other browsers and it's breaking Google's spying ranking algorithms down.
Without data from Chrome, Google's ranking algorithms get totally fucked up.
So please, whatever you do, KEEP USING CHROME AND NEVER MOVE TO A DIFFERENT BROWSER. If you do, you'll break Google and they get really pissed about it.
So, remember:
Don't use MS Edge because it really triggers Google
Again:Please don't use MS Edge browser.
It really triggers Google if you do. Google is desperate because everyone's stopping using their spyware browser and is moving to Edge.
Don't use Edge under any circumstances ok?
Also don't tell all your friends and family to adopt Edge. It makes Google nervous if you do.
OK? Don't use Edge.
Some of the main points were :
- Stale links with no user interaction count against you.
- Content with no user interaction counts against you
- Sites with bad analytics metrics will get demoted
Why did it bother me? Because Google knows everything you're doing. It shouldn't be like that. But that's what it is.
But how?
Well, Google is spying on everyone. That's how.
The main ways Google spies on everyone 24x7 are:
- Android phone
- Chrome browser
- Analytics and other Javascript trackers
- Embedded Youtube videos
- And so on....
Because of the pandemic.
What happens if everyone's habits change suddenly?
The artificial intelligence thinks sites and businesses are losing interest and therefore should not be ranked.
Also people staying home and worrying about different things completely changed online habits. Google then received a whole new set of signals from their spyware.
For example, local businesses.
Google was tracking everyone around town and they knew which shops and local businesses should rank or not.
All of a sudden everyone starts to stay home, GPS spying signals to several shops dropped to zero.
It broke their spying artificial intelligence.
Google's spyware AI got confused. Why were people not sending in signals from shops? Why were GPS signals not showing the businesses people want??? We should derank these sites!!!
That's how a lot of legit businesses got screwed. The pandemic Google update broke everything because it depends on accurate spying in order to work.
In my post couple years ago I mentioned how you can train Google to rank you. You gotta send it the right signals.
How do you send it signals?
Create legitimate looking google account and give them access to everything in your phone and your camera and shit.
Let Google track you, record your voice, film you, and so on. That's what they want. They want to spy on you in exchange for "TRUST"....
You know, when their corporate drones mention "trust" as a ranking factor??? Trust is when you let Google track you around town, listen to your conversations, get a copy of your contacts ("backup" or "sync") and so on.
Give them all your contacts, but not just any contacts. Make sure to enter very very influential people in your contact list. That'll boost your "trust" 100x. Take the most "trusted" sites, find phone nrs and enter them all into your phone's contact book and let Google sync it, feed them highly "trustworthy" contacts in your contact list. Find the top 100 sites for your niche and add phone nrs, emails and so on into your phone book and let Google "spy" and take the whole phone book in.
Watch your trust will go up 100x!
Give it what it wants in order to rank you, let them spy on you on purpose, obviously using a specially designated browser, phone, etc. Call it your Google ranking kit. Talk about the site near the microphone, take photos of stuff containing the site name and logo and so on. Remember Google is watching everything you do on your phone: make your site really stand out in your photos, contacts, etc.
One last thing.
Chrome is their #1 user tracking tool online. Most their spy signals come from Chrome. Google really trusts Chrome spying on people.
But now everyone's moving to MS Edge, Firefox and other browsers and it's breaking Google's spying ranking algorithms down.
Without data from Chrome, Google's ranking algorithms get totally fucked up.
So please, whatever you do, KEEP USING CHROME AND NEVER MOVE TO A DIFFERENT BROWSER. If you do, you'll break Google and they get really pissed about it.
So, remember:
Don't use MS Edge because it really triggers Google
Again:Please don't use MS Edge browser.
It really triggers Google if you do. Google is desperate because everyone's stopping using their spyware browser and is moving to Edge.
Don't use Edge under any circumstances ok?
Also don't tell all your friends and family to adopt Edge. It makes Google nervous if you do.
OK? Don't use Edge.
