It's a little breezy today. I've been thinking about coming to Earth and getting some of those earth bouncies (you know, those things you refer to as boobies!).
One time I abducted this earthling that had fake bouncies and she sang a lot. So we shaved her head and stuck an anal probe in her brownie to make her go insane. Now she's all over Earth news. I think her name is Britney Spears, but i dont know.
Anyways, I hope Earth is doing ok. I cant wait to see everyone from Black Hat World down there.
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