whats your pick up line? :D how do you start?

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.
 
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I tried this one lastnight on my GF and it almost worked...

I'll do the f**king laundry for a week honey... COME ON DAMMIT... PLEASE??!!!!
 
Haha you guys have posted some really hilarious pickup lines.

Here is one I have tried a few times.
Me: Nice shoes. Wanna ********?

It has only worked ones lol... who would have thought lol.
 
that shirt looks becoming on you.

if I was on you I'd be cumming too.
 
Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?

or

Hi, my name is _____! Can I pee in your butt?
 
U want wake up in Key West tomorrow? No start to it just a simple question works every time 18 to 60 fall for it.
 
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If ya right leg was christmas and ya left leg was new years, could I come visit in between holidays ?

or

Sit on my lap, and lets talk about the first thing that pops up.

or

Girl you look so good if you was a boogie I would pick you first.

or

Get in yo !
 
"Hello. Just so you know, you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."
 
Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I see my self in your pants.
 
My cock is so big it needs scaffolding to stand up.

Unfortunately I dont have scaffolding can you help?
 
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