What’s the earliest memory you still remember clearly?

probably when i was maybe 5 or 6
fucking giant spider the nearly the size of a 60% kb traumatized me for life

I remember it like it was today, it was the summer of the year of our Lord 1410. The great battle of our times, Poles vs Teutonic Knights.
I watched it from the bushes, when the Grand Master of the Teutonic Order, Ulrich von Jungingen, presented the Polish king with two naked swords, thus challenging him to a fight. Two great armies charged at each other, but I don't remember what happened next and I woke up

this morning, heavy hangover

Remember the day I stole mom money