What's the drunkest you've ever been?

passed out at my birthday party, woke up, tried to stand up and piss on my own bed. girlfriend grabbed me and started rushing me to the bathroom, i broke free, ran into another room and pissed on the floor. woke up the next day and all my friends had to tell me about it. didn't remember a thing.
 
Ohh damn I'm embarrassed to even post this...

But I had a beer once
 
I don't drink. I get addicted to good tasting drinks and would quickly become an alcoholic. Also a fast way to blow through money.
 
Too many horrible uni stories to tell really.

I was woken up by a couple of police officers on christmas morning who found me sleeping in some long grass by the side of the road, about 10 miles away from where we were drinking, my drinking buddy woke up in hospital. To this day neither of us can remember what happened.

Worst christmas ever lol
 
To test this fairly, you have to go on a night out with a breathaliser and try and blow the highest score and still be standing...
 
I remember i came out side of the bar I can't walk ..suddenly everything disappeared, Just woke up in the morning in a park ..I don't even remember how I went to the park ;)
 
It was party,I came across to my own girlfriend and asked her does she have boyfriend...

LMAO

I was drunked on my friends marriage ceremony and was full out of control abusing others and have fun dancing and drinking more and more . It was a huge fun :)
 
I don't remmeber much of the night but I do remember after the party had finished trying to get my keys in my front door. After 10 minutes of trying and failing I chose to sleep on the porch. It wasnt until I woke up 4-5 hours later that I realized it wasn't my house.
 
I was so drunk that I went in the toilet to take a shit, but I puked on my self while shitting and then fall asleep on the toilet :D One of my friends found me and start to pour some watter on me. I woke up went under the shower and then walked naked in front of all the people on the party to take my towel. In the next day my friends called me the "Puked Dick" :D :cat3:
 
3 steps forward, 5 steps back...i had to change direction in order to get home.
 
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