# What's 100%?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by delmages, Aug 24, 2008.

1. ### delmagesJunior Member

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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
What makes up 100% in life?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

One of my favorite jokes...thought you guys would appreciate it as well.

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2. ### themagicianRegular Member

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B-L-A-C-K-H-A-T-C-O-O-K-I-E-S-T-U-F-F-I-N-G 2+12+1+3+11+8+1+20+3+15+15+11+9+5+19+20+21+6+6+9+14+7 = 218%

...So I'll take that over Bullsh*t and especially Ass-kissing.
(Think I worked it out accurately)

themagician

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LOL. Good one 'themagician'.

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