What would you do with your own staff?

I was just wondering what you brilliant black hatters could come up with for tasks to assign to your own personal staff if you had one. Of course they would be foreing workers and article writing is out of the picture as is anything porn related but other than that and great ideas? I myself have thought of cookie stuffing and video marketing tactics.

Customer service for various blackhat fronts. Talking to the people that I don't want to talk to. Being that kind, reassuring voice with the tippy tap and chatter in the background of a fine, upstanding and well-established company that does in fact offer amazing free trials of butt berry diet pills for only $3 shipping.

I have my staff set up with specific responsibilities.... Ones they both love doing and are good at.

The responsibilities change with markets, the ever fluctuating world of IM and technology. But roughly into:

Technical (Servers, Software, Special Projects, Technical Research)
Creative (article writing, spinning, websites)
Business (accounting, workflow, project management)

Then there's my job. Which is to be able to stand at a whiteboard and map out everything we do in every detail on demand... Evaluate it, ask the right questions and insist on honest answers from my people.. And make Decisions...

Add to that the whole "vision" thing (what's hot tomorrow, next week, next quarter, next year) and have stuff in the pipeline ready to take advantage of it.

Are they female? You know what I mean

Im a pervert by heart and i would probably be sued for sexual harassment very quickly and thus have destroyed my business in the process.

I would have them create linkwheels and work on general backlinking of websites.

The biggest time waster there is.