What Would You Call Your Autobiography?

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OK, everyone has a story, perhaps at least a few memorable incidents, and achievements in their life worth recording for posterity. So, you embark on writing your autobiography.

So, what would you title it?
 
I believe I have quite a few years left until I can truly decide, around 25 or so. But just for the sake of humor, I'll come up with a few titles.

"A few ups and downs and then some more."
"Bald and bankrupt, then rich but still bald."
"Stumbling through life like a drunkard without alcohol"

All titles are made in humor :D
 
Ohhh boy, I'll just mention the last year and a half:
I was a business developer for a medium-sized company in the UK regretting my days because I tried so much to make my boss understand that the only way to grow their e-commerce side of the business is by moving away from their shitty/buggy inventory management software they were using, the so-called boss refused even though my other 2 managers were agreeing with me....the typical: nice colleagues, but stupid (or rather 'corrupted') boss.

I also developed the 2 sites they needed from scratch because the previous ones were just garbanzo. After all the research and me trying to basically convince them to let me implement the new software with their amazon/ebay accounts + the new sites, I snapped and brutally ....

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... went home crying my frustrations to my mum :weep:, by then it was clear to me that job was not something I wanted to do for much longer. So what do I do, you ask? (I don't think you asked but I'll tell you anyway because this is my post not yours :smirk:) well, well, well ...

I start flirting with girls online at work, I find the best one, marry her online at 2 AM without anyone knowing because that's who I am, move to the Philippines for 6 months a month later and live with her there...turns out getting married to someone you never met IRL is not that bad as we get along perfectly, 100% recommend :p and because that stupid visa was denied she couldn't fly with me to the UK so I had to move back to the country where I was born (I know, I'm not British, devastating news).

As of now, I have another flight booked for the PH in January, and hopefully, by then we solve this visa BS.
 
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