What Was Your First Ever Job?

First job was a gas jockey. One time the pump shot out while it was filling up a boat (common occurrence) except the fuel tank was 7 feet off the ground and I was standing right underneath it. Dumped probably over a half gallon of gas on myself. Fortunately I don't smoke because had I went out for a smoke break that day I would've set myself on fire lol. My boss was an old hag and I worked with people who only worked when welfare got too boring for them.
 
I'm going the busser route

Sounds cool, I bet you learned alot about cars

That reminds me of a time couple of summers ago when a friend of mine introduce me to a guy who sold candy. Long story short I would walk neighborhoods selling over priced candy for a "fund for a trip to Portland", super black hat. I made almost $100 a day but only worked for about 5 days until I decided to quit due how unethical it was. Me and the other kids sold the candy for $15 when the guy who we worked for told us to sell them for $10 a box. We would pocket the extra change not telling him. After I quit I decided to resell sneakers and after that I made a small lawn mowing business and after that here I am currently learning about IM.

lol

sounds like a cool job

My stepdad once told me to not work for the "man" but instead be the "man"

YOOOOO!:D:D:D:D:D
15$ ._. damn where do you live...

in here I would sell flowers for like 1.5 2$ .. sometimes not even that xd ..
if I earned 100$ a day I would continue doing it , screw the ethics :P
 
15$ ._. damn where do you live...

in here I would sell flowers for like 1.5 2$ .. sometimes not even that xd ..
if I earned 100$ a day I would continue doing it , screw the ethics :p
LOL, I just couldn't lie to people saying it was for a trip thats what made me stop doing it. Some people were so nice they would sometimes tip us $20 without even buying candy. Looking back at it now, the guy who I worked for could probably be in jail at the moment for making kids work for him LOLOL
 
Spent a summer working at a mini golf course/ice cream shop/tanning salon hybrid. The manager was a 30-something alcoholic Iraq war vet with a prosthetic leg who spent his days drinking rum and cokes and torrenting porn in the back room. I had three main jobs:
  1. Clean and wash the golf balls that fell into the 18th hole bucket every two hours (after a good rain storm we'd get stagnant water and the occasional dead rat).
  2. Serve ice cream to the patrons.
  3. Clean the tanning beds after they were used (plenty of time spent wiping up sweat and jizz, but I caught a few peeks through the curtain of some girls at my high school as they were changing).
It was a terrible job. The place closed down about two months after I quit for the school year to start and the manager ended up shooting himself that winter.
 
LOL, I just couldn't lie to people saying it was for a trip thats what made me stop doing it. Some people were so nice they would sometimes tip us $20 without even buying candy. Looking back at it now, the guy who I worked for could probably be in jail at the moment for making kids work for him LOLOL
:v he was like taking 2/3 of your earnings anyways right..
 
I caught a few peeks through the curtain of some girls at my high school as they were changing).
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I picked tobacco for $50 a day which wasn't bad money back then I was like 14 and now I'm, 46
 
:v he was like taking 2/3 of your earnings anyways right..
Well he took $4 every time we made a $10 but we sold them for $15 without him knowing.
 
So you know how to suck a lollipop

nope. I sold them for 5 DM .Thats like 5€ a piece that time. Somtimes came home with 20DM/day.
sure wont suck at pops that I can sell for that price.
 
My first job was in a federal bank (in Canada). $100 per day for internal mail. The beautiful life. But it was only a summer student job.
 
Sounds cool, I bet you learned alot about cars
I never cared for cars, but I still somehow managed to learn things. One of the most interesting tidbits was how relatively easy it looked to repair an SRS module. I never did it myself but I watched my cousin fix them with the airbag reset tool. People paid him $50 for work that probably took no more than half an hour to do, lol. I might be mistaken about the time, as this was years ago and my memory isn't perfect.
 
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