nisha.sharma
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- May 5, 2011
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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100ph on the motorbike.
Girl: Slow down the bike as it's very scary.
Guy: No, This is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please slow down the bike.
Guy: Then tell me you love me?
Girl: Fine, i love you, now please.
Guy: Now give me a big hug(girl hugs him). Can you take my halmet off and put it on? it's bugging me.
Girl: okay. now please slow down the bike.
In the newspaper next day: A motorcycle had crushed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the bike but only one survived.
The boy realized after a mile that his bike's brake failed so he asked to the girl to say last time i Love you and to give him a big hug.
Girl: Slow down the bike as it's very scary.
Guy: No, This is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please slow down the bike.
Guy: Then tell me you love me?
Girl: Fine, i love you, now please.
Guy: Now give me a big hug(girl hugs him). Can you take my halmet off and put it on? it's bugging me.
Girl: okay. now please slow down the bike.
In the newspaper next day: A motorcycle had crushed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the bike but only one survived.
The boy realized after a mile that his bike's brake failed so he asked to the girl to say last time i Love you and to give him a big hug.