What is your most useless skill, talent, ability?

I am one of the experts of self sabotage. I am able to complete a task perfectly and decide to tell someone it wasn't even started midway.
 
Replying to crap posted online, then becoming embroiled in online arguments with keyboard warriors who know sweet FA about anything.
Your BlackHatWorld post count is the hands-on proof.
 
I used to be really good at flogging a dead horse. The youtube spam methods with hack niches, google spamdexing parasites to boost the crap. I automated this stuff and made $200 - $300 per day.
But everytime all of this would die in 3 - 4 months.
I gave up and figured out I need to quit practicing that skill.

This one would easily cross with the skill of believing every get rich quick scheme on the internet.
But I learned I need to quit this one too. If one method worked, the other doesn't have to.
 
I would say my Super Mario voice act
 
Something you excel at but will never bring you money nor anything else you can benefit from...

I can recognize 95% of all songs played in radio within the first 3 seconds. How can I break through with this gift and become a millionaire?

What is your mighty useless skill, talent, ability?

That's great. As a drummer, I can listen to the drum track of a song and tell you who is drumming (if it's a band/drummer I know). My wife and I will be in a store and you can hardly hear what is playing on the speakers, and I say what band it is because I can hear the drums. She always finds that funny. Oh, and I can also play drum beats with my teeth.
 
Only use for it I was in a sarcastic mood phoned up a pizza place with the Super Mario voice said back"Wow it's Supermario how would you like a free pizza ? " me"Supermario love pizza " voice"Sure what is your address Mr Mario" said "my address in the Supermario voice" then got a free 16 inch pizza
 
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