Why do you find that so hard to believe?
I'm holding the Bren Gun.
Here's a screen from an unreleased film I did called inbred (this will be a cult classic - out next year)
On the left you'll see Paddy from Emmerdale.
Shitty butler outfit I wore in Madonnas WE. (shes actually a really nice bird)
Vietnam Greens I wore for a weeks work on xMen first class. If you squint a bit you can just about see us in the background in one scene... Fuck it, met Micheal Fassbender - guys a raging homo and clearly wanted to smash me... but meeting someone with that amount of ability was cool.
Danny fucking around.
Nutcase I played in a zombie film.
In a norweigan bar
My personal favourite... my mate stealth bumming danny dyer who was trying to pull the blond bird from Coyote Ugly - Izabella Miko. This incident was mentioned on GMTV
Oh also Vernan Kay turned up for a week on Age of Heroes - I spent the whole time ripping into the lanky cunt about the text messages he was sending.
If you watch this clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM3pVrMzLAU 1 minute in you'll see me get blown apart by anti aircraft fire... fucking cool as fuck filming this scene beside Sean Bean and opposite Danny.
These sites will pay for my tuition to go to acting school and make a name for myself. I have the personality and talent, I just don't have the polished professional approach to the craft.