This simple process will get you what you need:
- Register a crazy named domain. Something like DancingMonkeysWhisper.com
- Post 10-20 pages on completelly crazy stuff like hearing voices and dreaming about dancing monkeys that whisper you disturbing things.
- Buy a cream pie.
- Find out where Obama has it's next public appearance.
- Try and slam it with the pie and yell as loud as you can something like "DancingMonkeysWhisper.com punked you biatch". Be creative but keep it short because you only have a second until you get rammed by the Secret Service! Make sure you are being filmed by the news crews.
- Bonus tip: register a pronounceable and short domain name.
As you see you will get huge coverage. All mainstream media sites will link to you. On the downside you may get bruised by the guys from Secret Service. You can invoke insanity if shit gets too serious. Regardless of what happens to you, you will have great links to your site and since that was your goal in the first place, you win!
Good luck!
