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What is SEO?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by tnhomestead, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. tnhomestead

    tnhomestead Regular Member

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    I am tired of seeing what is seo? How do I do seo? etc etc. So i have come up with a new explanation of SEO that I think anyone can understand. Someone want to tell me if I am right?

    SEO is millions of mice chasing 10 pieces of cheese guarded by a big ugly cat who only lets 10 of the mice in. The cat can slap you back to the end of the line and/or just eat you! So you fight a cat and other mice:D to get your reward at the end of the day.

    Send to the next noob wanting to know what seo is! LOL
     
  2. Blanks

    Blanks Newbie

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    That is more like negative SEO.
     
  3. back2form

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    If and only if you not followed Google guidelines

     
  4. Rua999

    Rua999 Power Member

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    Or you could just refer them to the search function or help them out while remembering you were also a noob one day :rolleyes:
     
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  5. tnhomestead

    tnhomestead Regular Member

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    Still a noob i is -- be learning this till I {die|fade away|retire|get a real job}
     
  6. Beingakrant

    Beingakrant BANNED BANNED

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    Bit negative, but nonetheless very creative explanation. I liked it.

    Cheers :)
     
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    artizhay BANNED BANNED

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    Silly and exciting orgasms.
     
  8. Johanthaontarott

    Johanthaontarott Newbie

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    I've seen my fair share of Google fallout though, usually brought forth by someone after they've seen their traffic tank. They don't know what happened, why, or much less how to fix it.
     
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    SEO is Search Engine Optimization