What do I do?

So many friend requests I made a macro to accept them. I have a facebook page I created a while ago currently getting anywhere from 400-600 friend request/day in the past few days, (at about 4k now) I have been so preoccupied with playing piano and just doing other shit that I have no idea how to monetize this, as it was extremely unexpected. I have only been paid by one method thus far: Clickbank/PPC. I don't think I can monetize this type of page with CB products, though. (using a paid post on another page I had over 3,500 hops to a dick enlargement product, not even 1 order form impression count) It's a personal page, for some reason it will not allow me to convert to a business/fan page. Hot girl profile, etc. I realize I am a newbies. I openly admit this. That is why I am seeking advice. Don't flame and tell me I'm dumb, this has already been established.
Yours truly,
James Buster Cherry

Depending on your product you can invite all your friends to your page where you offer a free webinar. In the webinar try to sell a product that solves a problem and present to them how its a cure to a problem.