This thread is entertaining and I finally got around to reading it.
Straight up I can't be the only guy feeling bad for
@LordKrafty. He's made some mistakes and keeps making them. Reminds me of my teenage years. I mean, I wasn't this extreme but I can still relate to fucking up to a degree. I'm not going to stand up for him as he's dug his own grave but I am going to give some honest advice to the kid before mods lock the thread.
- Don't call yourself a guru on BHW. It just doesn't go well.
- Stop trying to prove yourself online. It's insecure and makes you look like you have a small dick or something.
- Tan more. If you travel, you should be near black. Be outside, shirtless for like 20 hours a week.
- Whiten your damn teeth.
- Lift weights. Not push-up bullshit, but learn to dead lift, squat and bench press massive amounts.
- Learn to fight. If you're a big traveller, go to AKA Thailand and learn Muay Thai. I'll be there this winter. Otherwise, learn BJJ.
- Higher testosterone from the above will cause you to not type like how you are. You type very feminine - drop the emojis.
- If your wife has turned you into a cuck, next her and bang broke college chicks once the above is complete.
This should settle you down and improve your life. Good luck.