What are YOU?!

onthegoaudio1

Regular Member

Dec 17, 2009

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• May 23, 2011

• #21

I banged a stripper because Im a Pimp and your Jealous.... Ehhh thats about right.

 

C

Cambridge

BANNED

Apr 23, 2011

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• May 23, 2011

• #22

I killed Barny the dinosaur because I've got abs

Oh my god.

 

KlaAz0r

BANNED

Jan 11, 2011

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• May 23, 2011

• #23

Me *****

done

 

Silly

Regular Member

Sep 21, 2009

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• May 23, 2011

• #24

I killed an orange because I love marijuana

 

wasted

Regular Member

Mar 30, 2011

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• May 23, 2011

• #25

I shot a homeless man because that is how I roll...

 

M

massanth

Newbie

Aug 2, 2010

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• May 23, 2011

• #26

I ran shirtless with a homeless guy because I'm gay. LOL...too funny

 

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accelerator_dd

Elite Member

May 14, 2010

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• May 23, 2011

• #27

Okay i'll give in

I killed a hottie because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

ewandy

Regular Member

Aug 14, 2009

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• May 23, 2011

• #28

I banged a crackhead because im sexy as hell

 

paymymortgage4me

Junior Member

Apr 5, 2008

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• May 24, 2011

• #29

I ate a stripper because I'm sexy as hell!

I hope I didn't get anything while I was eating her. But she tasted so good, I might eat her again!

 

DoorKnocker

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Sep 10, 2010

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• Jun 2, 2011

• #30

i needed barney the dinosaur because i'm sexy as hell

you got that right!

 

roamer

Power Member

Dec 2, 2008

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• Jun 2, 2011

• #31

I stabbed an orange because I have AMAZING boobs.

Pretty accurate, because I had a fruit salad for lunch that I prepared myself (orange and carrot salad) and I did exactly that, I stabbed an orange because I got distraught for a second. Coincidence? I think not.

Lol, thanks for a good laugh, I needed it.