superspy
Junior Member
- Sep 25, 2009
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Hey guys
Saw this somewhere else, thought maybe some of you might get a good laugh out of it.
PS! Apologies to CA residents in advance!
On a broken down highway/moonbeams in my hair
forests of windmills/rising up through the air
up ahead in the distance/i saw the crumbling blight
my heart grew heavy and my eyes grew moist/i almost cried at the sight
there they sat in their statehouse/i saw them writing their laws
spending money like it grows on trees/for every feel good liberal cause
then they climbed in their limos/ and they scurried away
between the lines they left behind/i thought i heard them say
welcome to a bankrupt California/such a welfare state/ such a tawdry fate
plenty of gloom at the bankrupt California/ all those bureaucrats growing nice and fat
their minds are radically twisted/they got the tax and spends
and they got lots of s***** s***** ploys/to reward their loyal friends
how they laugh in the back rooms/sweet shady deals
some laugh when they borrow/some laugh when they steal
so i called Sacramento/i said here's what's on my mind
and they said/ your opinion hasn't mattered to us since 1849
and still those choices they're making so far away
keep me up all night long/wondering why i stay
welcome to a bankrupt California/such a liberal state/ such a tragic fate
they're giving it up at the bankrupt California/ the illegals know/it's the place to go
payoffs for the unions/ green extremists too
there were kickbacks and entitlements/ for everyone but me and you
and in the private sector/they gathered for the kill
they tax it till there's nothing left/ but they still can't pay the bills
last thing i remember/ i was heading for the polls
i had to try to find a way/ to win back some control
give up said the liberals/ we are programmed to deceive
vote us out any time you like/ but we will never leave...
Saw this somewhere else, thought maybe some of you might get a good laugh out of it.
PS! Apologies to CA residents in advance!
On a broken down highway/moonbeams in my hair
forests of windmills/rising up through the air
up ahead in the distance/i saw the crumbling blight
my heart grew heavy and my eyes grew moist/i almost cried at the sight
there they sat in their statehouse/i saw them writing their laws
spending money like it grows on trees/for every feel good liberal cause
then they climbed in their limos/ and they scurried away
between the lines they left behind/i thought i heard them say
welcome to a bankrupt California/such a welfare state/ such a tawdry fate
plenty of gloom at the bankrupt California/ all those bureaucrats growing nice and fat
their minds are radically twisted/they got the tax and spends
and they got lots of s***** s***** ploys/to reward their loyal friends
how they laugh in the back rooms/sweet shady deals
some laugh when they borrow/some laugh when they steal
so i called Sacramento/i said here's what's on my mind
and they said/ your opinion hasn't mattered to us since 1849
and still those choices they're making so far away
keep me up all night long/wondering why i stay
welcome to a bankrupt California/such a liberal state/ such a tragic fate
they're giving it up at the bankrupt California/ the illegals know/it's the place to go
payoffs for the unions/ green extremists too
there were kickbacks and entitlements/ for everyone but me and you
and in the private sector/they gathered for the kill
they tax it till there's nothing left/ but they still can't pay the bills
last thing i remember/ i was heading for the polls
i had to try to find a way/ to win back some control
give up said the liberals/ we are programmed to deceive
vote us out any time you like/ but we will never leave...