Websites that will pay you for status updates..

Does anyone know of any good websites that will pay you for status updates? I know that IZEA has one for tweets, but I have a lot of friends for facebook... Thanks for any help with it!

I'm pretty sure there's a lot of members here who would like to buy a status update, as far as properly formed company, I don't think so, purely do the volatility of pages, not to mention the fact that if you're not a brand/entity/personality or some variation your meant to be running a community page which means that if it's got a decent amount of members, your control is getting removed.

Just re-read your post however, and it seems like you're talking about updating your own status. No, people don't really pay for a profile wall status update. Maybe a mass invite, but not an update.

i dont think this is feasible because facebook picks a chooses which statuses to display
in a feed

If you have a Good Page then you'd have got a good deal. But people rarely pay for a status update on Profiles.