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Warning: The most Noob thread you will ever read!!

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by jambo3, Jul 31, 2013.

  1. jambo3

    jambo3 Junior Member

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    Whats up BHW! First off let me just say that I think its great that in the greedy world that we live in today, somewhere online, there a bunch of smart people willing to share ways to help others increase their income. Never thought people, never the less, complete strangers would be willing to do something like this.

    Anyways, I read a lot of great threads and peoples journeys, and they are SO MOTIVATING! It makes me want to start right that second! No really, like i start thinking of domain names and everything. But, there is only one problem... I dont even know where to start!


    I read some of the more experienced throws terms like CPP, PPD, STD, HIV, AND SO ON! And honestly, I DONNO WHAT YOUR SAYING LOL :)


    But i should say this about myself. I have a good drive. Once i set my mind to something i can push and be very consistent. Another plus for me ( which in no way am i trying to belittle anybody), but i have some start up capitol. Not much, but something is something! So whether it maybe for domains, ads, whatever it is. I can start.. Just donno where! Any idea or suggestions for noobs on where we can get starting with affiliate programs and IM! Happy to be part of the BHW Community!
     
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  2. jdog37

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    Did not even read your post. The big wall of text is your first noob mistake.

    If you want anyone to read what you have to say you have to break it up into clear and concise segments. Preferably with double spaces.

    I would like to commend you on not using all caps, disturbing colors or giant text. Fix that shit and you will get more comments and such.
     
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  3. omagad

    omagad Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    There are tons of working methods on this forum, if you don't understand any, you can try one of my 2 most recent shares. Both are spoonfeeds and it will make you a buck or two.

    About those abbreviations you can try THIS or THIS, that's how I figured all out in the beginning.

    Good Luck!
     
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  4. arifulshuvo

    arifulshuvo Junior Member

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    lol. very interesting
     
  5. kinlee

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    I love your enthusiasm! When you've seen acronyms such as STD and HIV, you're probably on the wrong tab and browsing the wrong forum. Stay safe out there and protected!

    Keep reading, find a method that peaks your interest and go after it. If you get lost don't be afraid to ask for help, try using the search bar first though to see if it's already been covered.

    Anyways good luck and welcome to BHW!
     
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    davids355 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Read some of the case studies and methods here (there are loads). Once you find one that really interests you, follow it and that's when you'll really start learning + earning :)
     
  7. Orbit143

    Orbit143 Senior Member

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    You're gonna have to be able to think on your own, search things and put it into context. If you're not not able to do that then I'd advice you pack up and leave, you're only wasting your time.

    Otherwise, welcome :D
     
  8. thejake

    thejake Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    OP, it's actually much less noob to admit you don't know WTF stuff is rather than try to fit in by regurgitating a bunch of BS as so many noobs do, like "how can I use cpv for seo." Plus, there's a ton of acronyms that might not even be worth looking up. For example I went for a pretty long time not knowing what YLH was, but it's not particularly relevant to me and I'm not much better off for knowing it. Same deal with things like PTC, CLP, etc.

    On the other hand putting a lounge thread in making money is pretty noob.
     
  9. edgarfaden

    edgarfaden Newbie

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    I'm new myself Jambo and all the new terminology can get overwhelming. But that's why you have Google. Make it your best friend. Keep reading and learning on the forum. Follow IM journeys that spoon feed the information. Hope that helps.
     
  10. Sunday Lunch

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    Are you Jambo as in The Mighty Jambos?

    Anyway, if I could start again the first thing I would do is register a £5 domain name get a £5 a month hosting account and practice building a site on Wordpress, then I would try to rank for some long tail keywords "Why are Hearts so poor at football" then shorter keywords "Hearts FC".

    Whilst doing this for a month or two I would think about areas that are of interest to me, where I would want to build my first real site. I would be monitoring Namejet .com for a good quality domain that would be my first real project. I have no idea what your budget is but you could be lucky and nab your ideal domain for $69. If you entering into a bidding war I would advise you to have a set price in mind and not go over it. You could also find domains for sale at Sedo with set prices, the dropping option at Namejet would probably be cheaper though.

    Anyway, this si getting ahead of ourselves. Again the first thing I would do is learn the basics of putting up a functional Wordpress site.

    Regards,

    Anthony
     
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    That's so funny you pointed that out, when I first started out I was googleing the crap out of theses. lol, glad you are thinking about taking action.

     
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    In that time taken to write that retarded post, you could have actually done something useful.
     
  15. jambo3

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    Thanks for the responses guys. I do have experience making websites. Especially Wordpress. They're simple. I did also a course on tree house. So that won't be an issue for me. The problem is understanding how money is actually made from adsense and things like that when i heard that those ads pay extremely low! Now i did read a thread of a guy who had 12 websites, and managed all of them, bringing in about $100 a day. I would love to do that ! lol Heck, I'd be good with bringing in $50.00 ( and of course growing over time)To some on this website banking in at about $1,000 weekly it may not be much, but you gotta start at the cents, right?
     
  16. jambo3

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    Haha! That was my way of trying to sneak in some humor subliminally. I thought some people may have stopped reading after "CPP"
     
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    Go to the youtube section of this forum and monetize its traffic using PPD.

    Learn everything you can about those 2 things above since a lot of noobs have made $100s per day.
     
  18. jdog37

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    No call for that bro... This guy aint begging like a lot of noobs and his post is not retarded. Perhaps you just don't have anything more useful to do.

    @ OP 2 of my favorite threads that should give you an idea about how to monetize.

    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...fore-now-showng-you-how-do-3.html#post5753135

    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...ultimate-amazon-thread-mark-2-q-good-bad.html
     
  19. jambo3

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    So, thanking those users who help newbies like me isn't useful. I am assuming that asking for help isn't useful either. In the time that you spent reading my pointless thread, and the responding to it. You could have done something useful as well.
     
  20. Tin Man

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    thanks mate