BlueBlinker
Junior Member
- Nov 5, 2023
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Twas the Night before Christmass
And all through the house,
Every body was fking, including the mouse,
Mom at the whore house and dad smoking grass,
We all settled down with some nice christmass ass.
Then all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I stopped screwing my whore to see what was the matter,
I tossed off the bitch as I moved in a flash,
Pissing her off and spilling the "stash".
At the window I heard a man swearing and shit,
and I knew at that moment it must be Saint Nick,
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
and thats how I knew the fat fker had fell.
Then off to our stockings filled with pretzles and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer,
Then up the chimney he went with a fart,
Blowing the top half of the chimney apart.
And off in the distance we heard a soft cry
A good night to all - now eat shit and die.
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Merry x-mas!
And all through the house,
Every body was fking, including the mouse,
Mom at the whore house and dad smoking grass,
We all settled down with some nice christmass ass.
Then all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I stopped screwing my whore to see what was the matter,
I tossed off the bitch as I moved in a flash,
Pissing her off and spilling the "stash".
At the window I heard a man swearing and shit,
and I knew at that moment it must be Saint Nick,
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
and thats how I knew the fat fker had fell.
Then off to our stockings filled with pretzles and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer,
Then up the chimney he went with a fart,
Blowing the top half of the chimney apart.
And off in the distance we heard a soft cry
A good night to all - now eat shit and die.
This has been your moment of zen blackhats, enjoy marketing 101 (know your audience, make them comfortable and then make the sale)
All this and more can be yours for just one payment of 19.95
Merry x-mas!