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TV Shitbags Plan Group Buy...

Discussion in 'The Shit List' started by Uptownbulker, Jan 9, 2009.

  1. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    ..on MY book!

    What a bunch of cheap motherfuckers!

    They have a BHW plant who is going to buy it or who maybe has already bought it but in any case, when I find out who the cocksucker is and I WILL,...............

    The DP users in on the buy are as follows:

    krush
    socialhub
    Kendal
    crumbs
    JohnBuer
    charles
    taho
    john23
    nimda
    kseminario
    masalai
    NewPartner
    myvault
    siborg77
    aksnaguy
    1nfantry

    This ain't a real Bible verse but it is kind of a cool thing to lay on some motherfuckers before you drop internet caps on their asses!:

    "Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

    Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost
    children.

    And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

    And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
     
  2. MrsE

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    FUCK THEM UP!!!


    Don't put up with that shit.....
     
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  3. Jagged55

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    Sorry to hear that....but thanks for putting a smile on my face with the quote. GREAT movie! :)
     
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  4. ukescuba

    ukescuba Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    that sucks but you just made me wanna watch pulp fiction again! :)
     
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  5. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    By the way, my new avatar is a pic of me; albeit about twenty years ago, the aformentioned photo having been taken in a biker bar at the New Year's party.

    Not to brag up but do I really look like the kind of guy they want to fuck with?

    And yes, that is a cigar hanging out of my mouth!
     
  6. Arthas

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    the forum you really need to look out for is thevault. they constantly group buy BHW stuff.
     
  7. dating101

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    Drop the sale for a bit.

    The guy who will not leave you alone about buying it is the bug, guaranteed.

    Then we can work on getting this camel douche banned!
     
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  8. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    u look like a 70's poof with a tight teeshirt & tash :p

    Kerm down, Kerm down. [Ukers will get this line] :) Think Harry Enfield
     
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  9. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Naw, was drinking too much hawg juice in those days and saw the error of my ways and dropped about 50 lbs to my current lean and MEAN status.

    "Poof" your ass!

    Bend over and I'll show you poof!

    ;)
     
  10. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Yeah, it is The Vault; I originally posed "DP" instead of "TV".

    Fast edit!

    Long day, buddy!
     
  11. hotstox

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    Oh fuck, burn those fucking scumbags buddy :) This should be interesting.
     
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  12. Uptownbulker

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    To The Vault Shitbags:

    You know, if you were broke and you needed this book, I would GIVE it to you and I have actually given away a couple of copies to guys who were in a legitimate jam and needed a chance; just an opportunity to go out and make some money.

    You pathetic assholes are merely thieves.

    I do not like it when you steal my shit and especially when it takes like seven or eight of you ratbrains to try to do it.

    You are not pond scum; pond scum serves a useful purpose.

    You are the dregs of the internet; you are why we have so much trouble earning.

    There is no comparison which can be made between you and anything that exists in Nature.

    You are abberations; mutations, waiting for the needle, lest you infect the real world with your sickness.

    I will not stop selling my book but I will know who shared it and I will expose you; I will in one way or another, have someone's personal information and if I determine beyond a reasonable doubt that you are the person who "shared" (Read: STOLE!) my book, I will put up a website dedicated to you and you alone, with everything I can get on you and buy traffic to that site.

    I will make you Number One on Google when anyone searches for you.

    Doubt me?

    Try me!

    It's not nice to fool with Uptownbulker!
     
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  13. graphicnut

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    /me bends over and is readeh, show me the big show!!! I like my nipples being rubbed also when in this position
     
  14. aмillionaírе

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    Lol I wouldn't mess with you!

    I like how those pin-heads were handled... is shit stirring up in the kitchen?
     
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  15. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    You gay or just being a smart-ass?

    Reason I ask is that although I am not gay, if I found out that you were the guy, I would fuck you up the ass and then give you to my dog so that he could have some fun.

    You will note that I did not say what I would fuck you up the ass with, however.

    Cattle prod comes to mind.
     
  16. mack

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    Man, will I never mess with you... not that I was planning on it anyway. :)

    Found a guy posing as me and reselling my ebook once, even used my sales page and just replaced my name with his. After the initial feeling of flattery, I promptly got the 2CO account he was using canceled... easily done with a phone call, since I was the copyright owner.

    Then I tracked him down (relatively easily since he was stupid at covering tracks) and found another site of his with adsense & CJ links.

    Strangely enough, I noticed that both of those accounts got canceled quickly afterwards. Apparently adsense didn't like the huge jump in fraudulent clicks, and CJ didn't like the tons of email spam with his links in the body.

    Funny, that... must be karma in action.
     
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  17. graphicnut

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    utb i prefer just some anal beads.

    No im not fucking gay although i do smoke fags!
     
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  18. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    LOL!

    :D

    "Tell me; what is it that you do with the beads again?"*

    *Chevy Chase; "Saturday Night Live", sometime in the last century!
     
  19. graphicnut

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    lol, btw "fags" if you didn't guess is the term we use in the uk for cigarettes.

    MmmmMmmmm beads, i like to push and then pop and then let you snigg and lick.
    Sound good yah?
     
  20. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Yeah, know about UK "fags" but you are losing me on the rest.

    Ciggie smokes.

    Haven't been there since the 80s.