Try harder guys

What? No “Dear” or “Sir”? He’s probably lying that he’s from India.

And asking for Euro’s and not Dollars...

I bet he’s from Belgium.
 
I have never seen anyone in india named something like Marlene :eek:

He is a troll maybe.
 
lol that's pretty pathetic. What's sad though is that this type of stuff must actually work if they keep doing it.

A huge scam here in Canada is one in which scammers (mostly from India) look up people with foreign last names in yellowpages, online and such. They call them claiming that they work with the Canadian government and demand payment to not be deported out of the country and have their kids taken away for some paperwork issues (allegedly). It's sad, some people actually fall for it. I knew a lady who was so panicked she rushed to the Western Union and dumped $10,000 because of this threat. She wasn't very wealthy either.
 
Piss poor attempt.

Charles Floate did a better job with his wanking vid blackmail.
 
Received this at my workplace's helpdesk today, everybody laughed their ass off :D

HpWdfi4

You could've sent him an actual video of wanking and tell him to go ahead and add this video in the playlist as well.
Help a brother out. Tell him you aspire to be a pornstar but due to this hectic work schedule you don't have adequate time. Ask him to be your marketing guy and help you realize your dream. I can assure you the conversation after this email will be much more exciting :P
 
You could've sent him an actual video of wanking and tell him to go ahead and add this video in the playlist as well.
Help a brother out. Tell him you aspire to be a pornstar but due to this hectic work schedule you don't have adequate time. Ask him to be your marketing guy and help you realize your dream. I can assure you the conversation after this email will be much more exciting :p

And watermark the video with your url directed to an affiliate link?
 
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Ok, I'll release your wanker weenie video here tomorrow ;-)


Received this at my workplace's helpdesk today, everybody laughed their ass off :D

HpWdfi4

What? No “Dear” or “Sir”? He’s probably lying that he’s from India.

And asking for Euro’s and not Dollars...

I bet he’s from Belgium.

Yeah I'm from Belgium, city called Oostende ;-)
 
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It's sad, some people actually fall for it. I knew a lady who was so panicked she rushed to the Western Union and dumped $10,000 because of this threat. She wasn't very wealthy either.

Poor lady. Hope she gets the money back :(
 
Now, where is her email etiquette? LOL! I also get similar emails like this at least once a month, really annoying. People like these should get real jobs!
 
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