Exxtra
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- Aug 9, 2009
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The original creator of bitcoin and his buddies probably got drunk one day and had this idea. The inception of bitcon went something like this:
Bro1: "Yoooo bro, I got so much gold in World of Warcraft but I can't spend it! I'd buy a lambo and mansion if I could!"
Bro2: "Yeah bro that would be DOPE. I'd finally get laid too."
Bro3: "Hey why don't we just make our own digital money and sell it?"
Bro2: "Bro you dumb, who would be stupid enough to buy digital money?"
Bro1: "Nah bros gotta point. I can sell my WoW gold online. People pay big money for it...but I don't want to sit there and farm it. My acct gets banned if I run a bot."
Bro3: "Yeah...bot...how about we just make a bot that only makes digital money and pays people just for logging onto our network?"
Bro2: "Are you kidding me? How are we going to sell the digital money? What if the SEC arrests us?"
Bro1: "Good point. We can't sell it ourselves but we can try selling them on ebay if we get enough people doing this."
Bro3: "Ok let's make a program that people download and run on their comp, and every few days it pays them some money. OK?"
Bro2: "That's so stupid! If everyone gets money just for connecting, it won't be worth anything! DUH!"
Bro3: "So we'll limit it. How about we make it so only 21 million coins can ever be made, and we'll keep half for ourselves."
Bro1: "My man! That's genius bro. If this catches on then the coins will keep going up in price because nobody can just make more! We'll be rich!"
Bro2: "There's no way there are that many suckers out there. You two are basically talking about a massive ponzi scam disguised as digital money."
Bro1: "Digital coins! Not money, coins!"
Bro2: "Ok, call it digcoins."
Bro3: "Nah, let's call it bitcoins. It's more catchy".
Bro1: "Bitcoin! I like it! We just need to make sure nobody knows it was us. I'll use my rogue's name. Satoshi."
Bro2: "Good plan. We better make it open source because there's no other way anyone is going to fall for this!"
Bro3: "We gon be so rich and we dindo nuffin! YEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOOOYEEE"
Bro1: "Yoooo bro, I got so much gold in World of Warcraft but I can't spend it! I'd buy a lambo and mansion if I could!"
Bro2: "Yeah bro that would be DOPE. I'd finally get laid too."
Bro3: "Hey why don't we just make our own digital money and sell it?"
Bro2: "Bro you dumb, who would be stupid enough to buy digital money?"
Bro1: "Nah bros gotta point. I can sell my WoW gold online. People pay big money for it...but I don't want to sit there and farm it. My acct gets banned if I run a bot."
Bro3: "Yeah...bot...how about we just make a bot that only makes digital money and pays people just for logging onto our network?"
Bro2: "Are you kidding me? How are we going to sell the digital money? What if the SEC arrests us?"
Bro1: "Good point. We can't sell it ourselves but we can try selling them on ebay if we get enough people doing this."
Bro3: "Ok let's make a program that people download and run on their comp, and every few days it pays them some money. OK?"
Bro2: "That's so stupid! If everyone gets money just for connecting, it won't be worth anything! DUH!"
Bro3: "So we'll limit it. How about we make it so only 21 million coins can ever be made, and we'll keep half for ourselves."
Bro1: "My man! That's genius bro. If this catches on then the coins will keep going up in price because nobody can just make more! We'll be rich!"
Bro2: "There's no way there are that many suckers out there. You two are basically talking about a massive ponzi scam disguised as digital money."
Bro1: "Digital coins! Not money, coins!"
Bro2: "Ok, call it digcoins."
Bro3: "Nah, let's call it bitcoins. It's more catchy".
Bro1: "Bitcoin! I like it! We just need to make sure nobody knows it was us. I'll use my rogue's name. Satoshi."
Bro2: "Good plan. We better make it open source because there's no other way anyone is going to fall for this!"
Bro3: "We gon be so rich and we dindo nuffin! YEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOOOYEEE"
