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Top ways to Proposing a Girl

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  1. small buddy

    small buddy Regular Member

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    Hai friends,

    I would like to share some beautiful methods in way of proposing.

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    1. A Cutest proposal by boy:
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    Boy: Can you please close your eyes for moment ?
    Girl: OK, Done.
    Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn't it?
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: That is my life without you!
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    2. A funny boy proposing a girl:
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    Boy: Your name seems to be very small,
    So,
    Can i add my name with your name!
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    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/610659-bhw-quality-poll.html
     
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    Rank a website on keyword "I love [Insert_Girlfriends_Name_Here]" and have there "Will you marry" me text written in a cute way and make sure it is HUGE text so that when your girlfriend will be sitting next to you you type that keyword in Google and go to your website and the first thing she notices is will you marry me text :D
     
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    I flew my Fiancee to Paris. It was also the first place that we went on vacation together. I proposed in front of the tower though, not at the top. It was great.

    However... This is not a marriage forum so I'd prefer to read something IM related. Also, the written part of your OP made me puke.
     
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    I think this is too funny... Am i right???

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    Op, do you know what's bukake?
     
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  9. small buddy

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    hai mate,

    i don't know bukake?

    but bukkake means

    Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
     
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  10. lancis

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    Why complicate things? Just tell her you're pregnant.
     
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    'Boy: Can you please close your eyes for moment ?'

    ^^If you try that chat up line on a random girl, you won't get the reaction you're hoping for ;)
     
  12. redrubies

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    Don't do #4. My ex husband proposed over his mother's house. I hated it.
     
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    The best : dicksinboxes.jpg
     
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    Sound's like he may have been a little insecure.
    Do you think he did it at his mother's house to pile on the pressure?
    Less chance of a NO I suppose.
     
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    I guess that's why he's an ex husband.
     
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    Here goes another gold nugget in BHW.
     
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  19. redrubies

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    His mother was so damn controlling. She insisted on watching the proposal. After our wedding was over, we went to our new home because we weren't leaving for the honeymoon until the next day. She knocked on the door in the middle of the night. The woman was nuts.
     
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    My Secret Trick to Proposing Marriage; make a bowl with your hands full of campbells noodle soup and tell her that she can have half of it
    i have accumulated so many Wives with this method that i had to buy a larger apartment