Top 10 unfunny jokes

Here are the top 10 short jokes that will definitely cheer you up:

— Why are you late for work?
— I'm not late, I just came later!

— Why do you look so sad?
— Yes, they said at work: "Come on, smile, you get paid for this!"
— And what?
— And I replied: "Then I quit!"

— Dad, what is love?
— This is when mom is not interested in where you have been, and you are not interested in what mom says.

— How did you lose weight?
— It's very simple. I stopped eating at night.
— And how did it help?
— Yes, I've lost weight. Now I can't sleep!

— How did you fall in love?
— It was something special! I met her gaze, and that's it...

— And she didn't notice me!

— What will you do if you suddenly win a million?
— I'm going on vacation.
— In which country?
— In any place where you don't have to work!

— How old are you?
- 25.
— And I thought you were 30!
— You're so polite, aren't you?

— Why are you always late?
— Because time is an illusion, and being late is a reality.

— How much does your day cost?
— On average, two coffees and a couple of rolls.

— Can you swim?
— Of course! I can even "swim" in my thoughts!